maryjoan

The act of stealing your grandma's walking stick and replacing it with an erect penis

Your Grandpa: "dear what have you got in your hand you slut!?"
Your Grandma: "oh deary me I think I may have been maryjoaned!"

*they both gasp*

by cuntofthefucker September 07, 2014

Mooregasm

The climax of sexual arousal during heated sex with a Brazilian chick

"Dude where have you been?" "oh, just experience a Mooregasm in the back of my car" "mmmaaaattttteeeeeee you scored" *fist bumps eachother*

by cuntofthefucker September 07, 2014

gowdie

the act of inserting one's penis through someone's pierced earlobe for sexual arousal

Person 1: Whad'ya get up ta last night dude?
Person 2: ahh you know that blonde chick with the juicy racks I went home with from the club? I did a gowdie on her
Person 1: oh sweet dude
*high fives one another

by cuntofthefucker September 07, 2014