Goldielocks

a female friend of gay men; more specifically bears, cubs and the like.

She's not a faghag, she's a goldielocks.

by Little Ms Red Riding Hood October 19, 2008

Goldielocks

A woman who comes to your home, eats your food, sleeps in your bed and is still there when you get home.

Heather over there is my goldielocks. She comes over, eats my food, sleeps in my bed and is still there when I get home.

by Robert Blanco November 15, 2005

Goldielocks

A girl with really blond, beautiful long hair. Hair which looks like gold. The words is taken from the childrens fairytale: Goldielocks and the bears, written by the brothers Grimm.

1. God, she is just like Goldelocks!

2. Oh my god, look at her hair! A goldielocks!

by diesel2usa October 25, 2006

Goldielocks

It means Everything is all good.

Hey man, how's that burger? Aw dude, it's goldielocks.

by singndrum17 October 20, 2006

Goldierocks

Renowned energetic DJ, promoter, music journalist and notorious socialite from London, UK. Infamous for her very long blonde locks and bouncy live performances- resident indie/electro DJ at Ibiza Rocks, Ibiza and Razzmatazz, Barcelona. Tours extensively and parties very, very hard.

Goldierocks rocked it last night…

by Badel06 January 1, 2007

Goldilocked

Remember when Goldilocks went to the bears house and ate the porridge? One was too hot, one was too cold, and one was just right, etc, etc. Goldilocked (The Goldilocks Effect) is when something/someone is just right.

"Omg dude! I found the perfect burger."
"Oh real?"
"Yeah! Not too much sauce.. Heaps of cheese.."
"Oh mean!"
"Yeah bro."
"That burger sounds goldilocked as."

by TheHannburger August 4, 2009

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth.

Janet: I slept with Ed last night...
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.

by dabruce June 19, 2014