goonsta
goonsta by Ghost in the Shell March 20, 2003
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Googstall
verb
gerund or present participle : googstalling
To stall a friend that has asked a question you want him/her to believe you already knew, with a random question or sometimes off topic spiel, so you are able to Google the answer and seem 'in the know'
Difficult to pull off face to face but more suited to phone conversations so as not to alert suspicion(NOTE : Laptop and Desktop PC typing can usually be heard)
The result of the correct answer is then known as a goog-lie (goog-lieing)
gerund or present participle : googstalling
To stall a friend that has asked a question you want him/her to believe you already knew, with a random question or sometimes off topic spiel, so you are able to Google the answer and seem 'in the know'
Difficult to pull off face to face but more suited to phone conversations so as not to alert suspicion(NOTE : Laptop and Desktop PC typing can usually be heard)
The result of the correct answer is then known as a goog-lie (goog-lieing)
Phone conversation
Elton : Hey I watched a great documentary on Lesotho last night, so you know where that is?
Simon : Yes but (the but is where Simon can now googstall and find out the answer) before I forget I'm sure I seen your sister in Tesco last night. (Gather as much info as possible on Google while Elton answers the stall)
Elton : Um, I'm not sure, she may have been there, you'd have to as...
Simon : Sorry to have changed the subject earlier, I think you were asking about Lesotho. Ah yes a lovely, enclaved, landlocked country in Southern Africa, capital is Maseru. What about it?
Elton : Yes that's it, amazing what happened there in 1884...
Simon : I think you mother was with your sister too last night (heard tapping away on keyboard).
Elton : Hey I watched a great documentary on Lesotho last night, so you know where that is?
Simon : Yes but (the but is where Simon can now googstall and find out the answer) before I forget I'm sure I seen your sister in Tesco last night. (Gather as much info as possible on Google while Elton answers the stall)
Elton : Um, I'm not sure, she may have been there, you'd have to as...
Simon : Sorry to have changed the subject earlier, I think you were asking about Lesotho. Ah yes a lovely, enclaved, landlocked country in Southern Africa, capital is Maseru. What about it?
Elton : Yes that's it, amazing what happened there in 1884...
Simon : I think you mother was with your sister too last night (heard tapping away on keyboard).
Googstall by WelshRuffster March 5, 2017
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GoonTard - a Portmanteau of Gooner and Retarded. Used to refer to a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator who jerks off for hours and hours and hours every day. He eventually becomes a stupid gooner and looks like he's retarded because his brain has shut down all but core functions. Most guys consider them Idiots and Morons because they have no goals or ambition other than to masturbate all day long, usually on the internet where anyone can see them.
Tim: Hey Ryan, I heard your older brother is a GoonTard
Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.
Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?
Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.
Tim: Sorry bro.
Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.
Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.
Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?
Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.
Tim: Sorry bro.
Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.
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Goonscapade by yyorgi December 8, 2010
goonshagne
Pronounced goon-shane
Cheap Sparkling Wine. In fact the cheapest sparkling wine at a bottlo, should only be purchased in the absence of passionpop at said bottle shop.
The term itself is a portmanteau of goon and champagne despite the fact that goonshagne will almost certainly never be from the champagne region of france.
Cheap Sparkling Wine. In fact the cheapest sparkling wine at a bottlo, should only be purchased in the absence of passionpop at said bottle shop.
The term itself is a portmanteau of goon and champagne despite the fact that goonshagne will almost certainly never be from the champagne region of france.
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Store Guy: Orrrr...Sorry we're out.
Underage Slut: Fuckin Fuck! I wanted to fuckin trash myself with it and get with six guys. Oh well i'll just take a few bottles of goonshagne, at least that stuff looks pretty classy.
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Drunk reveler 2: Yeah, shes a closest alco...
Drunk reveler 1: oh...
Store Guy: Orrrr...Sorry we're out.
Underage Slut: Fuckin Fuck! I wanted to fuckin trash myself with it and get with six guys. Oh well i'll just take a few bottles of goonshagne, at least that stuff looks pretty classy.
Drunk reveler 1: Yes! I found a bottle of goonshagne in your mums cupboard!
Drunk reveler 2: Yeah, shes a closest alco...
Drunk reveler 1: oh...
goonshagne by Team JedAli September 20, 2007
Goonswagnig
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Kevin: "Yeah that white boi is straight up ballin'"
Kevin: "Yeah that white boi is straight up ballin'"
Goonswagnig by DaddyPhatSacks May 12, 2011
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