goonshagne

Pronounced goon-shane

Cheap Sparkling Wine. In fact the cheapest sparkling wine at a bottlo, should only be purchased in the absence of passionpop at said bottle shop.

The term itself is a portmanteau of goon and champagne despite the fact that goonshagne will almost certainly never be from the champagne region of france.

Underage Slut: Hi bottlo attendant. Give me a bottle of your finest passion pop.
Store Guy: Orrrr...Sorry we're out.
Underage Slut: Fuckin Fuck! I wanted to fuckin trash myself with it and get with six guys. Oh well i'll just take a few bottles of goonshagne, at least that stuff looks pretty classy.

Drunk reveler 1: Yes! I found a bottle of goonshagne in your mums cupboard!
Drunk reveler 2: Yeah, shes a closest alco...
Drunk reveler 1: oh...

by Team JedAli September 20, 2007

Goonswagnig

Any person, other than that of the black type, that swags harder than the niggers.

Nick: "Yo look at that goonswagnig walkin' down the street."
Kevin: "Yeah that white boi is straight up ballin'"

by DaddyPhatSacks May 12, 2011

Goonswagnig

Any person, other than a black person, that swags harder than the niggers.

Black Kid 1: "Yo, look at that goonswagnig walkin' down the street ova there."
Black Kid 2: "Dude that whiteboi is straight up ballin'. He's swagging that shit out right now!"

by DaddyPhatSacks May 14, 2011

goonshine

Goonshine - noun -Any substandard alcoholic beverage, typically beer, that is purchased at a highly discounted price. Normally consumed in large quantities.

Goonshine - Adj. - A state of inebriation attained through consumption of economy brand alcohol. Typically large quantities of cheap beer resulting in magnificently slow wit.

Any goonshine will do, as long as its cheap and gets me drunk as f**k.

by ptburner February 16, 2010