goonstick

Slang for your dick, typically used by men aged 30-38 who partake in a self pleasuring act known as gooning.

Dominant Female: "Why don't you have your goonstick in your hands? Pull it out soy boy!"

Soy: "I am so sorry my goddess, I'll start gooning right now for you."

by ripjaden March 28, 2023

goonstick

A goony boy who lives in the woods, as sticks do. This stick boy sports fake chains, baggy clothing, and an ego the size of an oak tree. Oh silly goonstick, you are no oak tree. Merely a stick on the ground. No bars. No bitches. No bark.

“Yo remember when you used to slum it with goonstick”

by Whorses February 1, 2022

glowstick girl

a girl that catches your eye but is actually toxic on the inside

guy1: "hey are you going out with Susan tonight?"
guy2: "nah dude, she's a glowstick girl."

by glutenfreeclapback January 22, 2017

glowsticking

the art of dancing with glowsticks. comonly confused with raving. it isn't the same thing but what ever

www.glowsticking.com

by bluliqdsurfergrl November 7, 2003

The Glowstick Trick

When you get hard and crack your dick like a glowstick

My friend told me to try the Glowstick Trick, turns out the fluid is red.

by The Glowstick Trick January 8, 2021

glowsticks

A necessary tool of life. Often used durnig raves, dance parties and such.

I've stocked up on enough glowsticks for an international rave!

by Oliver Quidgeums December 28, 2005

one glowstick short of a rave

not playing with a full deck, one fry short of a happy meal

crazy, out to lunch, insane, not completely possessing normal or typical activity in the mental state

That emo kid was one glowstick short of a rave.

by dxo January 9, 2011