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Goonscapade

A combination of goon (cask wine) and escapade. Describes the antics the drinker gets up to after dusting off some particularly poor quality goon.
(Two friends after dusting off a sack)

Male 1: Goonscapades?

Male 2: Shit yeeeee!
Goonscapade by yyorgi December 8, 2010

goonswappa 

An imaginary word having noting to do with anything, but often refeering to a cat in heat.
Those stupid cats are goonswappaing under my deck again, I wish my girlfriend was that horny.
goonswappa by Phred October 12, 2004
A gangsta who is uber and cool, THE KING OF GANGSTAZ'S
goonsta by Ghost in the Shell March 20, 2003
Police on the Toronto (Canada) GO Transit system used to issue citations to riders who forget to cancel their prepaid ticket.
I could see the GOstapo in the next train car and suddenly realized I had passed the ticket cancelling machine and forgotten to punch my ticket for this ride.
gostapo by GO_is_a_Tax_Grab August 20, 2007

GOPstapo 

Members of the Republican Party who are active in the execution and advocacy of government actions that advocate curtail of Liberty through censorship, illegal search and seizure, extortion of privileged information such as your social security number, date of birth &c as a precondition for your exercise of some fundamental right or a right that has been previously conferred by statute; of those that execute and/or advocate any other policy actions inimical to the nature of the United States Government, being a limited government under individual sovereignty.
Police officers extorting your date of birth before you can report a crime act as GOPstapo agents; other officers demanding your social security number before they perform some ministerial duty or function act as GOPstapo agents; officers insinuating themselves into a position of interdependemce with private individuals as an attempt to avoid liability by having private persons commit such acts are GOPstap agents.
GOPstapo by blazintommyd November 23, 2006

Goonshapoon 

A ritualistic and unholy concoction formed when a gooner gets so horny the begin using shampoo as a part of their "gooning enhancement routine." Typically involves slathering themselves in slippery, sudsy shampoo while edging to the brink of ego death.
Me and my boys got so worked up in the gym shower we where on the verge of a goonshapoon.
Goonshapoon by Phoxphor June 18, 2025
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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