Goonstapo

A group of noble people who prevent gooning at the functions for a safe and sanitary environment.

The goonstapo caught someone today!

Goonstapo by Yogi Bear (official) April 1, 2026

Goonscapade

A combination of goon (cask wine) and escapade. Describes the antics the drinker gets up to after dusting off some particularly poor quality goon.

(Two friends after dusting off a sack)

Male 1: Goonscapades?

Male 2: Shit yeeeee!

Goonscapade by yyorgi December 8, 2010

goonswappa 

An imaginary word having noting to do with anything, but often refeering to a cat in heat.

Those stupid cats are goonswappaing under my deck again, I wish my girlfriend was that horny.

goonswappa by Phred October 12, 2004

goonsta 

A gangsta who is uber and cool, THE KING OF GANGSTAZ'S

goonsta by Ghost in the Shell March 20, 2003

gostapo 

Police on the Toronto (Canada) GO Transit system used to issue citations to riders who forget to cancel their prepaid ticket.

I could see the GOstapo in the next train car and suddenly realized I had passed the ticket cancelling machine and forgotten to punch my ticket for this ride.

gostapo by GO_is_a_Tax_Grab August 20, 2007

GOPstapo 

Members of the Republican Party who are active in the execution and advocacy of government actions that advocate curtail of Liberty through censorship, illegal search and seizure, extortion of privileged information such as your social security number, date of birth &c as a precondition for your exercise of some fundamental right or a right that has been previously conferred by statute; of those that execute and/or advocate any other policy actions inimical to the nature of the United States Government, being a limited government under individual sovereignty.

Police officers extorting your date of birth before you can report a crime act as GOPstapo agents; other officers demanding your social security number before they perform some ministerial duty or function act as GOPstapo agents; officers insinuating themselves into a position of interdependemce with private individuals as an attempt to avoid liability by having private persons commit such acts are GOPstap agents.

GOPstapo by blazintommyd November 23, 2006

Goonshapoon 

A ritualistic and unholy concoction formed when a gooner gets so horny the begin using shampoo as a part of their "gooning enhancement routine." Typically involves slathering themselves in slippery, sudsy shampoo while edging to the brink of ego death.

Me and my boys got so worked up in the gym shower we where on the verge of a goonshapoon.

Goonshapoon by Phoxphor June 18, 2025