googlethon 

when The only known use for that electronic device you call a laptop is too randomly search stupid shit in the google search engine.

this can done by typing random words into the search engine with no real reason other than to entertain you for the 5 seconds your goldfish brain can concentrate on one thing for.
or 2 hitting stumble over 200 times in hopes you will hit the personal entertainment jackpot of all stumbles!!!

quite frankly i think i would rather continue this googlethon than do my lame ass assignment that's due tomorrow!

googlethon by fennbot March 25, 2010

googlewhoremonger 

Someone who googles porn or singles website for joy, yet they're either in a relationship or possibly married, but does not want to be in a relationship because they're too fuckin unhappy in their own personal relationship, and they're too busy trying to gain sexual gratification by posting themselves as a single on a singles/porn dating website.

"Googlewhoremonger" Looking for a casual relationship with one or two females at my house. I'll make sure my son is not home, so we can make some NOISE!!

googlewhoremonger by Luvly latina lady! September 7, 2010

googletown 

n. vitual community of visionary nerds or artgoofs, and othermisfits caught between the reality distortion field and the googlegeist like bewildered googlebangers.

yosefa is just another googletown artgoof or ziomali.e. ...caught between the
moon and nyc like rachel.

googletown by rachel svelt January 18, 2008

googlebong 

The sound one makes when using google and finding exactly what you were searching for in the very first link shown. This noise has no precise sound and can be made extremely personal. It can also be followed by, but not limited to: sweet, owned, awesome, woot, holla, cha-ching, oh yeah, groovy.

After enter in the search, "My New Haircut" in google, Billy Bob yelled out a loud googlebong followed by an even louder "PROTEIN!!" and was immediately escorted out of the library.

googlebong by scrak a bees January 17, 2008

googleho

1. A person who googles things for you when you are busy.

2. A person who googles everything.

Ex. 1

John: Hey can you google how to make a blackberry cobbler?

Tisa: Do it yourself... I'm not your googleho!

Ex. 2

Tisa: Where was that bird from we saw at the zoo?

John: Not sure, lemme google it.

Tisa: You are such a googleho

googleho by Slippy2178 February 1, 2014

googletowngirl 

noun.fem: person immersed in the googlegeist in an idiosyncratic fashion.

chaya, is a clever and comely, googletowngirl.

googletowngirl by eliseva June 24, 2008

Googleholic 

One who is obsessed with anything Google.
or
One who can't live without Google search.

Man, I can't live without Google anymore. I'm officially a Googleholic.

Googleholic by THEYC August 15, 2008