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much like hypochondriacs, these people google everything seemingly wrong with them. ie: disease.. etc.
You: Hey what's this red spot on your back?
Them: *checks* OMFG YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M DYING. I HAVE AIDS. AH. *googles: what's it mean to have a random red blotch on the back of your neck?*
You: Dude, you're such a google-chondriac
by thegreatestever01 January 18, 2011
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Googlechondriac: when you can’t stop googling medical ailments.
Dude! Stop googling medical advice! You’re out of control! You’re a Googlechondriac!
by Horny Thornley April 04, 2020
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