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googlewhoremonger 

Someone who googles porn or singles website for joy, yet they're either in a relationship or possibly married, but does not want to be in a relationship because they're too fuckin unhappy in their own personal relationship, and they're too busy trying to gain sexual gratification by posting themselves as a single on a singles/porn dating website.
"Googlewhoremonger" Looking for a casual relationship with one or two females at my house. I'll make sure my son is not home, so we can make some NOISE!!

googlenosis 

Self diagnosis of a critical or terminal illness upon entering symptoms into Google.
After I entered blurry vision into Google, my Googlenosis was brain tumor. I've got to get to the doctor fast!
googlenosis by Paige F. Enimore August 22, 2011

googletown 

n. vitual community of visionary nerds or artgoofs, and othermisfits caught between the reality distortion field and the googlegeist like bewildered googlebangers.
yosefa is just another googletown artgoof or ziomali.e. ...caught between the
moon and nyc like rachel.
googletown by rachel svelt January 18, 2008

googledom 

The all-encompassing informational domain created by google.com's many websites and services
The introduction of Google Earth just made Googledom a bit larger.
googledom by DCDC December 10, 2005

Googleheimer's 

The condition where you think of something you want to Google, but by the time you get to your computer, you have forgotten what it was. Very prevalent in the 420 community.
I've got Googleheimer's so bad that between the garage and the office, I forgot what I was going to look up.
Googleheimer's by DigNbubbles September 16, 2008
Word of the Day on April 21, 2011
Ability to use Google search engine to find any information desired in as few queries and least time possible.
1. His googlefoo is so strong, he was able to find that quote from Math Net in 10 seconds.

2. I wish my googlefoo was as strong as his, I can never find what I'm looking for on the internet.
Googlefoo by Narcisat February 17, 2010
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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