comely

Exceedingly attractive, in an overtly sexual way.

Felicia was a comely lass.

by Rabbi Wenzel June 3, 2003

comely

1. (adj.) beautiful, aesthetically pleasing, makes you want to come.

2. comeliness (noun) the level to which something is comely

Jeff: Her is is so juicy I might have nutted down my leg.
Jon: Yeah, it's pretty comely.

Joe: Agreed. Its comliness is through the roof.

by notapussy May 11, 2010

comely

Comely - opposite of homely

You see that hot babe? She is so comely

by Scarred & Tatted January 5, 2021

oh comely

A song from Neutral Milk Hotel or NMH

Person A: Have you heard the song 'Oh Comely'?

Person B: No, it sounds weird.
Person A: Well then you have no soul

by Where_am_I November 5, 2018

pepper spray comedy

A fringe genre of sketch comedy with super rapey vibes that is especially popular on Instagram. This type of comedy tends to satirize sexual harassment and assault and is performed by insanely creepy, horny con-artists. The term was first coined the the YouTube comedian/vlogger Cody Ko in a video about the topic in question called “Esteban is the worst thing to happen to Instagram”.

“Dude, check out this video Esteban posted! It’s hilarious!”
“How can you watch that fucking disgusting pepper spray comedy?”

by Ugly subhuman December 3, 2019

Comedy

Something you rarely see on Urban Dictionary

Dude urban dictionary is now all about inside jokes and stupid sex definitions. There's no comedy in these definitions.

by General-Kenobi July 17, 2020

comedy gold

Really good joke or humour, especially in the sense of unintentional hilarity. Comedy gold is or is worthy to be a classic.

I heard something today that was comedy gold: "I had lunch with several international students here; one German, an American and two from Nepal, and they were so typical: The European guy talked about culture, the guys from Nepal talked about religion, and the American was eating".

by Mikademus August 28, 2010