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Googlechondria 

This usually happens to a computer literate hypochondriac.

You are said to be suffering from Googlechondria if you have convinced yourself that there is something wrong with you by looking up your symptoms on google.
"Hey dude, I found a lump in my sack, I googled it and think I have ball cancer!"

"Man!, your a Googlechondriac, you probably just need to bash one out."
Googlechondria by Deano Johnson January 16, 2009
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Googlochondriac 

A person who constantly "Googles" his/her symptoms to determine the ailment he or she may/may not have.
Google searches (which usually lead to Web MD) can convince you that ANYTHING is cancer. No matter how many other causes are listed the only one you will pay attention to are the terminal ones. If this sounds like you then you're a Googlochondriac.

"Nose Bleed? Google it! Crap, It's probably nasal cancer."
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Googlechondriac

Googlechondriac: when you can’t stop googling medical ailments.
Dude! Stop googling medical advice! You’re out of control! You’re a Googlechondriac!
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enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
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country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
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Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
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