Googlechondria

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This usually happens to a computer literate hypochondriac.

You are said to be suffering from Googlechondria if you have convinced yourself that there is something wrong with you by looking up your symptoms on google.

"Hey dude, I found a lump in my sack, I googled it and think I have ball cancer!"

"Man!, your a Googlechondriac, you probably just need to bash one out."

Googlechondria by Deano Johnson January 16, 2009

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Googlochondriac

A person who constantly "Googles" his/her symptoms to determine the ailment he or she may/may not have.

Google searches (which usually lead to Web MD) can convince you that ANYTHING is cancer. No matter how many other causes are listed the only one you will pay attention to are the terminal ones. If this sounds like you then you're a Googlochondriac.

"Nose Bleed? Google it! Crap, It's probably nasal cancer."

Googlochondriac by MicahStrikesAgain February 1, 2010

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Googlechondriac

Googlechondriac: when you can’t stop googling medical ailments.

Dude! Stop googling medical advice! You’re out of control! You’re a Googlechondriac!

Googlechondriac by Horny Thornley April 4, 2020

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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