cobbler

A kitchen worker that possesses no useful skills and is considered absolute rock bottom in the culinary field. This person is not deserving of the term shoemaker. A cobbler is characterized by frequent burning of foods, tasteless end products, unsightly plated entrees, poor sanitation practices, and a general sense of worthlessness.

Chef 1: "Did you taste that garbage Philly put out for the reception?"

Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."

Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."

by Hobo2 September 24, 2008

cobbler

A shoe maker (or a shoe cobbler- together-er)

I went to the cobbler because the sole of my sneaker fell off

by The Walking Dictionary December 7, 2006

cobbler

the act of busting a load on a girls face, then her wiping it on her index finger, and jamming that finger straight up your ass.

As soon as i got off on her face, sally gave me a real deep cobbler.

by BlumpKING July 30, 2004

cobbler

The worst mascot ever for a High school!
(yes, its a real mascot)

We went to the state Basketball tournament and cheered for the Cobblers!

by Erik Belsaas March 16, 2005

cobbler

a crazy old woman that walks EVERYWHERE around torbay munching on her figs

man that cobbler loves to walk

by ailish980 January 14, 2008

cobbler

A portmanteau of "cock gobbler".

You know that shoe repair store in the mall? You might think he'd have a foot fetish, but the old man who works there is actually a huge cobbler -- he takes about 10 guys a day in the back room and sucks them off.

by p0ppa May 4, 2016

the cobbler

Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.

That guy is "the cobbler", he loves giving it the big shoe!

by The Spike February 25, 2007