cobbler

A kitchen worker that possesses no useful skills and is considered absolute rock bottom in the culinary field. This person is not deserving of the term shoemaker. A cobbler is characterized by frequent burning of foods, tasteless end products, unsightly plated entrees, poor sanitation practices, and a general sense of worthlessness.
Chef 1: "Did you taste that garbage Philly put out for the reception?"

Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."

Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."
by Hobo2 October 11, 2006
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A shoe maker (or a shoe cobbler- together-er)
I went to the cobbler because the sole of my sneaker fell off
by The Walking Dictionary December 07, 2006
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the act of busting a load on a girls face, then her wiping it on her index finger, and jamming that finger straight up your ass.
As soon as i got off on her face, sally gave me a real deep cobbler.
by BlumpKING July 30, 2004
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The worst mascot ever for a High school!
(yes, its a real mascot)
We went to the state Basketball tournament and cheered for the Cobblers!
by Erik Belsaas March 17, 2005
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a crazy old woman that walks EVERYWHERE around torbay munching on her figs
man that cobbler loves to walk
by ailish980 January 07, 2008
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You know that shoe repair store in the mall? You might think he'd have a foot fetish, but the old man who works there is actually a huge cobbler -- he takes about 10 guys a day in the back room and sucks them off.
by p0ppa January 23, 2016
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Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.
That guy is "the cobbler", he loves giving it the big shoe!
by The Spike February 23, 2007
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