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Googlelicious 

The thirst for knowledge that renders an individual incapable of suppressing the urge to Google a particular topic. (ie. lyrics, definitions, scientific principles, trivia)
Friend 1: "When did Columbus discover America?"

Friend 2: "1592!"

Friend 1: "Really???"

Friend 3: "Oh, I love me some Googlelicious." ::Searches for answer on Google:: "1492, idiots. Use your resources."

googlebitch 

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

noun - the website, page, or entry from which the information was taken.

noun - slang term for the person one gets to research for them
Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

Andy used Wikipedia as his googlebitch for a report on Gregorian Chant.

This essay is great! Thanks googlebitch
googlebitch by K.A.L. January 11, 2009

googlefight 

To verify which is more popular or would win a hypothecial fight by individually searching each contested topic on www.google.com.
RIAA vs. Bittorrent vs. MPAA

RIAA - Results 1 - 10 of about 1,250,000 for riaa definition. (0.05 seconds)

Bittorrent - Results 1 - 10 of about 2,860,000 for bittorrent. (0.05 seconds)

MPAA - Results 1 - 10 of about 2,260,000 for mpaa definition. (0.04 seconds)

Bittorrent wins! (i hope)
googlefight by Danny December 19, 2004

Googlechondria 

This usually happens to a computer literate hypochondriac.

You are said to be suffering from Googlechondria if you have convinced yourself that there is something wrong with you by looking up your symptoms on google.
"Hey dude, I found a lump in my sack, I googled it and think I have ball cancer!"

"Man!, your a Googlechondriac, you probably just need to bash one out."
Googlechondria by Deano Johnson January 16, 2009

googlebitch 

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.
Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.
googlebitch by K.A.L. January 11, 2009

googleprick

Someone who snarkily tells you how EASY it was for them to find or do something by just "typing into a search for a few seconds" . . .usually AFTER you've done all the work.
While I took time getting comparison prices for the new system-- but that GOOGLEPRICK ran straight to the boss with his one-click instant answer and took all the damned credit. . .
googleprick by Marrach March 15, 2005