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The day that started a 300+ year genocide of Native Americans.
1492 is when we had to protect ourselves from the "terrorists". The beginning of the FIRST Homeland Security.
by Ihsahn November 20, 2004
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Stupid little shit: what happened in 1492?
Remotely smart person: Are you in school?
by Not your uncle April 09, 2019
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