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Googledick

n. The state having a raw dick due to excessive masturbation to internet pornography.
Blake Martin is a virgin, so he's got googledick 24/7.
by sihdsiahda October 23, 2008
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GiggleDick

"That was hilarious. It kicked me right in the giggledick!"
by KixStar December 1, 2016
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googledipity

Finding something via Google while searching for something else. (As in serendipity.)
"I Googled 'Lincoln' to find out about towncars, and learned that we used to have a president by that name. Sheer Googledipity."
by RB Jr. January 2, 2010
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Googlelicious

The thirst for knowledge that renders an individual incapable of suppressing the urge to Google a particular topic. (ie. lyrics, definitions, scientific principles, trivia)
Friend 1: "When did Columbus discover America?"

Friend 2: "1592!"

Friend 1: "Really???"

Friend 3: "Oh, I love me some Googlelicious." ::Searches for answer on Google:: "1492, idiots. Use your resources."
by Googlelicious Nerd January 7, 2013
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Googlebeck

Friend 1: hey Jimmy, bet you don't know who the premiership's top goal scoring midfielder was for the 02/03 season?

Friend 2: hmmm I'm not sure ( Jimmy checks google) probably Scholes, Harry kewell and Robert Pires

Friend 1: Yes, all three were joint top scoring midfielders that season, did you google it?
when you pretend to know the answer to something, often sporting trivia, but in reality you have just googled it so you get called googlebeck because you have been googlebecking for so long, you little googlebecker
by mushroom clearance February 25, 2020
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Googledoctor

When someone has diagnosed their own disease by looking up the symptoms on the internet.
A: I've got brain cancer!

B: How do you know?

A: I have a headache and a lump on my foot! I looked it up on the interwebz and found out it means BRAIN CANCER!

B: Don't believe the Googledoctor, go to a real doctor.
by oldBuzzard March 29, 2010
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googlefucked

When anything is named something that is virtually impossible to do a google search on, usually because the terms are too common
by Rachel Hurley October 5, 2004
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