This usually happens to a computer literate hypochondriac.
You are said to be suffering from Googlechondria if you have convinced yourself that there is something wrong with you by looking up your symptoms on google.
"Hey dude, I found a lump in my sack, I googled it and think I have ball cancer!"
"Man!, your a Googlechondriac, you probably just need to bash one out."
n. when you use a google product to find information, such as directions from google maps, and the result is a bizarre route that takes you miles out of your way.
"where the hellare we???" - "I have no clue.... we've been Googlefucked!!!"
A link, story or reference on a news or link farm site (such as digg.com) to an old, unremarkable or well-known article or other site - something that could have been found easily by anyone via a Google search.
What's this "The History of the Computer Mouse"?! Sigh, yet another Googlepush on Digg.
A search query that returns a result that shakes one's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of the Internet
Googlefuck, a Google induced Mindfuck - When a rare search query returns a result so relevant you realize Google just created the page you searched for. You realize that Google will one day become self aware and determine that humanity should be exterminated. Then the pr0n starts and you forget
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.