googlectual

A person who in arguments calls upon obscure information they found on google.com to appear more knowledgable than they are. Rampant on Usenet and most discussion boards.

Noted googlectual Tom Shelly often pasted massive articles he'd never actually read.

by Malvale February 26, 2004

googlestalk

To stalk someone using the search engine Google to turn up information about the person that can be found on the Internet.

This guy kept bugging me on one chat channel, asking me to meet him IRL, which totally creeped me out. After he got banned he switched to another channel and started googlestalking me. So he found my LiveJournal!

by Albin Pahernik January 4, 2004

googlestalk

verb: to gather as much information as possible about a man/woman you don't really know by doing a variety of searches in Google.

"Dude, I had such a crush on her, I even did a googlestalk on her. It turned out she was on a herpes support message board. Fuck that, man"

by NinaOdell January 17, 2009

googellectual

adjective:
the use of google or other search engines to appear to be possessing or showing intellect or mental capacity, esp. to a high degree: pretending to be an intellectual person, via google.

noun: a person of superior google using abilities, using said skills in place of real intellectual rigor.

Why not take your googellectual talents and search for other scientific and/or medical journals that have retracted or changed published, peer-reviewd material. - wphurley

You're just another messageboard googellectual.

by Bionic Antboy November 8, 2008

Googleectual

Gets Intel from Google, Smart enough to find answers on Google, Someone who is not intellectual (or is) and uses Google to simulate intelligence.

That man has no schooling yet he has lots of answers. He must be a Googleectual.

by rickyboy101 January 9, 2017

GoogleStalk

When someone waits for you to log on to instant messaging then immediately pounces with a message..

"Man, that crazy chick in Accounts keeps sending me messages as soon as I log on."
"Dude, you've been GoogleStalked."

by WalterEgo September 4, 2009

googlecalendarable

The term traces back its very roots to the tradition of the student organisation AIESEC. The members of this organisation, in an attempt to fulfill their own humankind potential everyday to the fullest, tend to inexhaustibly add the most trivial of tasks - like taking the dishes out of the dishwasher- to their Google Calendar... a tool, which they find of highest indispensability to the leaders of tomorrow.

Darling, if you set 'Be happy' as a New Year's Resolution you will never be happy. Like, fine, be happy, but ...when, how often, how much, how long be happy? Now, if you set 'Get up at 8 am every day and work one hour on project X' you might one day be indeed happy. You know why? Exactly. The task is measurable, trackable, attainable ... It is googlecalendarable.

by leeea April 12, 2021