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Google-lectual 

A Google-lectual is an uneducated moron that lurks on internet chat sites and pretends to be knowledgeable on every subject. In fact, the Google-lectual is stupid and cannot retain any knowledge. So, the Google-lectual, runs and looks up the current topic and pretends to be "knowledgeable" using recently obtained facts. They are truly annoying.
A-morons-belief is employed as the town's, "Village Idiot". But, when he can hide on the net, he can become knowledgeable in all subjects thanks to being a "Google-lectual".
Google-lectual by 156sbr August 28, 2011
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googellectual 

adjective:
the use of google or other search engines to appear to be possessing or showing intellect or mental capacity, esp. to a high degree: pretending to be an intellectual person, via google.

noun: a person of superior google using abilities, using said skills in place of real intellectual rigor.
Why not take your googellectual talents and search for other scientific and/or medical journals that have retracted or changed published, peer-reviewd material. - wphurley

You're just another messageboard googellectual.
googellectual by Bionic Antboy November 8, 2008

Googleectual 

Gets Intel from Google, Smart enough to find answers on Google, Someone who is not intellectual (or is) and uses Google to simulate intelligence.
That man has no schooling yet he has lots of answers. He must be a Googleectual.
Googleectual by rickyboy101 January 9, 2017
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