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A word used for masturbation when you want the act to remain a secret.
"Dude, i just schooled so hard, i was thinking of Inga and Julia the entire time."

"Bro, homeschooling is so risky when my parents are downstairs."
Schooling by Pattycakesxc3 December 16, 2011
Words you can keep
Function:
The progressive form of the verb to school.
Definition:
To get own3d (or pwn3d,) to suffer great humilation, to straight up loose.

Upon her arrival to the Bean, Molly will receive a schooling in both ping-pong and bowling.
Schooling by Da Jonas Brothers December 17, 2008
when you are doing school work non stop because teachers think you have no life...

"hey, where the hell have you been!?"
"i've been schooling and working"
Schooling by mtodapaws March 11, 2008
1. The act of teaching.

2. The act of intercourse between an educator and a student
My mom gave me schooling.
Schooling by Retorted guy October 24, 2019
1. The act of teaching.

2. The act of intercourse between an educator and a student
My mom gave me schooling.
Schooling by Retorted guy October 24, 2019
1. The act of teaching.

2. The act of intercourse between an educator and a student
My mom gave me schooling.
Schooling by Retorted guy October 24, 2019

Public Schooling 

The process of replacing an empty mind with a closed one.
I attend Public Schooling. Your opinion has no merit.
Public Schooling by A.Chase February 24, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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