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Goofakis 

He who resembles a real life version of Goofy. A complete fuck up in life.
The "Goofakis" didn't roll out of bed until 3 today.

The "Goofakis" is making some noodle soup.

The "Goofakis" is watching a disney movie.

The "Goofakis" smacked his stomach and said "Good morning Mr. Buchanan"

The "Goofakis" is ironing his clothes for an extremely fun night out on the town.
Goofakis by First Ave February 11, 2008
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goofdukie 

When you get really hammered, and the next thing you know you make a pass at your best friend. Next thing you know you're shaving each other naked
I hope things between Maria and I aren't awkward after last nights goofdukie...
goofdukie by Thaas34 May 2, 2014
Someone who is both goofy and doofus at the same time
She such a goofus
Goofus by RedQueen666 July 25, 2018
The opposite of Gooyum, gooyuk is any gooey substance that is degusting, a classic eample being jizz or pussy juice.
"Oh god! Becky just shot gooyuk right into my fucking face!"

"Oh shit, i had toomuch fukinbooze...., i... i..., blaghhhhhAhhahah! Dude i just blew gooyuk all over the stall"
Gooyuk by Bloodgoose April 22, 2009
Someone who engages in inappropriate, silly, or dumb behavior, usually innocently. Derived from 'Goofus' in the Goofus and Gallant stories in Highlights for Children.
I was such a goofus for keeping my cell phone on during the movie.
goofus by JoDil June 23, 2007
a mixture between a goof and a doofus.
John Kerry is such a goofus.
goofus by ultrajesus4000 August 11, 2004