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An abbreviation of goof-tuna, a perfect nickname for the goof tuna of a replacement chosen by my EX Amanda. I dub thee ken the first ordained as a goofuna
Christ that goofuna better get the fukk outta my way
goofuna by Jaci N James (J2) November 4, 2023
Words you can keep
A goofy autistic person. Usually used as an insult when someone says something stupid.
Was that a stutter? Your such a goofna.

You sound stupid you goofna.

That kid is such a goofna.
goofna by AquaticMilk February 22, 2023
People who think they can guard me but they can’t
Goofyna
Goofyna by Goofy-na November 19, 2022

Goofundum 

When an extremely attractive female/male, is in a relationship with a very goofy or unattractive male/female. Commonly referred to as "out of one's league."

This word and definition combo was invented back in 2002. We were at Virginia Beach, hanging out. We noticed that all of the attractive females, were with very goofy/unattractive men. At this time, the men were carrying a pizza, which apparently helped them out. This definition has since evolved, as the lesser attractive of the two people now do not necessarily have a pizza with them.
Person A "How did Kim end up with Johnny? She is so hot, and look at him!"

Person B "Yep, that's goofundum at its finest!"
Goofundum by Jund3r December 19, 2012
A derogatory play on words equating liberals to being goofballs, ‘goof’ short for ‘goofy’ … ‘nads’ short for “gonads.” So, you are suppose to draw the conclusion that a ‘goofnad’ is a ‘goofy nut’ liberal.
A goofnad is coming up the street! Wait, I think that person could be a moonbat...no, I was right! That person is a goofnad.
Goofnad by fbthompson3 August 7, 2014

goofundle 

The white, pasty residue left from a sweaty buttcrack.
goofundle by mojojojo June 22, 2003

Goofinate 

To make up a word, action or dance that is goofy...Goofinate
She was on her game that night, making shit up...a true and glorious goofinater.
Goofinate by Logged_A_Few_Miles December 22, 2021
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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