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A goofy autistic person. Usually used as an insult when someone says something stupid.
Was that a stutter? Your such a goofna.

You sound stupid you goofna.

That kid is such a goofna.
goofna by AquaticMilk February 22, 2023
People who think they can guard me but they can’t
Goofyna
Goofyna by Goofy-na November 19, 2022

Goofundum 

When an extremely attractive female/male, is in a relationship with a very goofy or unattractive male/female. Commonly referred to as "out of one's league."

This word and definition combo was invented back in 2002. We were at Virginia Beach, hanging out. We noticed that all of the attractive females, were with very goofy/unattractive men. At this time, the men were carrying a pizza, which apparently helped them out. This definition has since evolved, as the lesser attractive of the two people now do not necessarily have a pizza with them.
Person A "How did Kim end up with Johnny? She is so hot, and look at him!"

Person B "Yep, that's goofundum at its finest!"
Goofundum by Jund3r December 19, 2012
A derogatory play on words equating liberals to being goofballs, ‘goof’ short for ‘goofy’ … ‘nads’ short for “gonads.” So, you are suppose to draw the conclusion that a ‘goofnad’ is a ‘goofy nut’ liberal.
A goofnad is coming up the street! Wait, I think that person could be a moonbat...no, I was right! That person is a goofnad.
Goofnad by fbthompson3 August 7, 2014

goofundle 

The white, pasty residue left from a sweaty buttcrack.
goofundle by mojojojo June 22, 2003

Goofinate 

To make up a word, action or dance that is goofy...Goofinate
She was on her game that night, making shit up...a true and glorious goofinater.
Goofinate by Logged_A_Few_Miles December 22, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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