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goochery

a religion that started from the word guch.
WHITE MALE:I am goochery now.
WHITE MALE2:I converted to goochery in prison.
WHITE MALE3: I need to get goochitized.
by ch4drock December 12, 2008
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goocher

When picking odd man out by flipping coins, a goocher is when all coins land tails side up. See: Stand By Me
Oh man, that's a goocher
by Tresser McKay May 12, 2004
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Goocher

from the classic movie "Stand by Me".

Chris: Girls call it. We'll flip for it.

Gordie: Okay. Odd man goes?

Teddy: That's you, Gordie. Odd as a cod!

Vern: Four tails! Oh Jesus, man, that's a goocher!

Others: Come on man. That doesn't mean anything!
Vern: No man, a goocher. That's really bad. You remember when Clint Bracken
and those guys got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham? Billy told me

they were flipping for beers. An' they came up a goocher just before

they got into the car. And bang! They all got totalled! I don't like

this. Sincerely.

Teddy: Verno! Nobody believes in that crap about moons and goochers! It's

babystuff! Now come on. Flip again. Gonna flip or not?
Ah man, I just drew the Queen of Spades three times in a row. That's a goocher if I have ever seen one.
by The Market Huddle April 13, 2020
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Freaky /creepy shit happens, but not necessarily a bad or negative thing..
When singing or humming a song, and then turning on the radio to find that very song playing.. Classic Goocher

Picking up the phone to call someone, only to have them call you before you even have a chance to dial.. Definitely a Goocher

E-mailing someone only to recieve an e-mail from them on the same subject seconds before you send yours... Now that's a Goocher

Was also quoted in "Stand by Me"
by Marc Lamanna January 5, 2005
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Big Goochers

Term for big boobs or big breasts. Can be changed for small goochers.
Bro she's got the biggest goochers known to mankind.

Heck yeah man those are big goochers!
by goochquarf October 29, 2023
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Goocher

When the clock strikes a point where all the numbers are the same, a person has to call "Goocher! I win!" If two people call the Goocher at the same time, they must repeat "Eat me cocksucker!" until one person gives up and the person who repeats it longer claims the Goocher. Getting a Goocher is good luck.
1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, 5:55, 10:10, 11:11 and 12:12. Note that 5:05, 6:06, 7:07, 8:08 and 9:09 are not Goochers. 11:11 is the Super Goocher and must be called as such.
by Mike Goocher July 30, 2008
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Goocher

When the price of your favorite CryptoCurrency tanks at the worst possible time.
My neighbor didn't tell his wife and invested his life savings in some unknown coin exchange and the value dropped by 99% overnight. It was a major Goocher. He's living on my couch now.
by The Baines June 28, 2017
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