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gondle

a synonym of gooch and taint--referring to the area between sac and crack.
When I sat down, the Gold Bond fell to my gondle...ooch.
by Scott January 9, 2005
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godless savage

A person who is characterized by brutal, uncivilized behaviour, irrespective of religious affiliation. One who is truly beyond redemption.
Jeremy: Did you hear about Tyler? He beat up a woman again last night.
Morgan: Shit. What a godless savage.
by flying wagman September 3, 2009
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Gandle

A Gandle is a young man who voluntarily drinks a heavy mixture of anesthetics and tranquilizers (known as a Gandle Potion) for the purpose of inducing a near-death physiological state so that the Gandle's friends (known as Gandlers) can take turns sexually violating what is essentially a living corpse.

This practice began in Oregon (in a city I wont name) during the 1980’s when an underground association of anti-semetic, homosexual, necrophiliac morticians were looking for a way to satisfy their eccentric and largely illegal sexual appetites.

The group and their morbid practice of Gandling was discovered when practitioners began accidentally dying by overdose as well as by the often brutally intense Gandling.

Rumors persist, however, that other Gandling Groups have since emerged throughout the world.
JFM just loves to be the Gandle ... even when its not his turn ... he just chugs his gandle potion, zips up his leather mask and proclaims, "Gandle Me Ye Gandlers! Gandle Me Good! Gandle me with the generous gooey gobs of your great gandler gratitude!"

Also can be used like the word "smurf" ... as in, "I say sir! It would be extra gandly if you would gandle me a glass of gandle!"
by BurtReynoldsIsANinja November 22, 2006
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godless

Without a god. Many times, this is used to describe atheists and satanists in a disparaging manner. However, there are a number of "godless" religions such as Buddhism and Taoism.
You godless heathen!
by A Transsexual Woman March 29, 2008
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Gongler

A Gongler is someone who removes an entertainer from the stage when they do something that is supposed to be entertaining but turns out - it is not.

A good example of a Gongler would be the clown, "Sandman" from "Live At The Apollo."

He would show up during a bad act, get the performer off the stage, and do a bit of a dance himself to entertain the audience as the next act is prepared.
"Did you see that show last night about the man with his trained snails ?"

"Dude, that was so bad. The Gongler came out and swept him off with his broom."
by dw8177 February 16, 2018
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gongle

1. n an idiot or moron

2. v (to dongle) to act idiotically or like an imbecile

3. a (gongly/gongle) describes an action that is silly, idiotic, moronic etc etc
Verb:
"Stop gongling with me, I'm not interested!"
"Let's go gongling today!"
Noun:
"Oh my word, last night was such a gongle!"
"Stop being such a gongle."
Adjective:
"Well, that was a gongly thing to do!"
"Tha' was gongle, inni'?"
by G11D September 16, 2011
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gondegal

(Bengali)
pronounced GON-deh-gaul
1. Scandal or melee often caused or witnessed by a flock of Indians

2. Problem caused by someone else, fodder for discussion by your Indian parents for years
Soneli created a total gondegal with the curry n' rice girls when she showed up to curry-in-a-hurry without her eatin' pants.
by SBfromtheblock May 24, 2006
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