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godless savage
A person who is characterized by brutal, uncivilized behaviour, irrespective of religious affiliation. One who is truly beyond redemption.
Jeremy: Did you hear about Tyler? He beat up a woman again last night.
Morgan: Shit. What a godless savage.
Morgan: Shit. What a godless savage.
godless savage by flying wagman September 3, 2009
Gandle
A Gandle is a young man who voluntarily drinks a heavy mixture of anesthetics and tranquilizers (known as a Gandle Potion) for the purpose of inducing a near-death physiological state so that the Gandle's friends (known as Gandlers) can take turns sexually violating what is essentially a living corpse.
This practice began in Oregon (in a city I wont name) during the 1980’s when an underground association of anti-semetic, homosexual, necrophiliac morticians were looking for a way to satisfy their eccentric and largely illegal sexual appetites.
The group and their morbid practice of Gandling was discovered when practitioners began accidentally dying by overdose as well as by the often brutally intense Gandling.
Rumors persist, however, that other Gandling Groups have since emerged throughout the world.
This practice began in Oregon (in a city I wont name) during the 1980’s when an underground association of anti-semetic, homosexual, necrophiliac morticians were looking for a way to satisfy their eccentric and largely illegal sexual appetites.
The group and their morbid practice of Gandling was discovered when practitioners began accidentally dying by overdose as well as by the often brutally intense Gandling.
Rumors persist, however, that other Gandling Groups have since emerged throughout the world.
JFM just loves to be the Gandle ... even when its not his turn ... he just chugs his gandle potion, zips up his leather mask and proclaims, "Gandle Me Ye Gandlers! Gandle Me Good! Gandle me with the generous gooey gobs of your great gandler gratitude!"
Also can be used like the word "smurf" ... as in, "I say sir! It would be extra gandly if you would gandle me a glass of gandle!"
Also can be used like the word "smurf" ... as in, "I say sir! It would be extra gandly if you would gandle me a glass of gandle!"
Gandle by BurtReynoldsIsANinja November 22, 2006
Gongler
A Gongler is someone who removes an entertainer from the stage when they do something that is supposed to be entertaining but turns out - it is not.
A good example of a Gongler would be the clown, "Sandman" from "Live At The Apollo."
He would show up during a bad act, get the performer off the stage, and do a bit of a dance himself to entertain the audience as the next act is prepared.
A good example of a Gongler would be the clown, "Sandman" from "Live At The Apollo."
He would show up during a bad act, get the performer off the stage, and do a bit of a dance himself to entertain the audience as the next act is prepared.
gongle
1. n an idiot or moron
2. v (to dongle) to act idiotically or like an imbecile
3. a (gongly/gongle) describes an action that is silly, idiotic, moronic etc etc
2. v (to dongle) to act idiotically or like an imbecile
3. a (gongly/gongle) describes an action that is silly, idiotic, moronic etc etc
gondegal
(Bengali)
pronounced GON-deh-gaul
1. Scandal or melee often caused or witnessed by a flock of Indians
2. Problem caused by someone else, fodder for discussion by your Indian parents for years
pronounced GON-deh-gaul
1. Scandal or melee often caused or witnessed by a flock of Indians
2. Problem caused by someone else, fodder for discussion by your Indian parents for years
Soneli created a total gondegal with the curry n' rice girls when she showed up to curry-in-a-hurry without her eatin' pants.
gondegal by SBfromtheblock May 24, 2006
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