Gongler 

A Gongler is someone who removes an entertainer from the stage when they do something that is supposed to be entertaining but turns out - it is not.

A good example of a Gongler would be the clown, "Sandman" from "Live At The Apollo."

He would show up during a bad act, get the performer off the stage, and do a bit of a dance himself to entertain the audience as the next act is prepared.

"Did you see that show last night about the man with his trained snails ?"

"Dude, that was so bad. The Gongler came out and swept him off with his broom."

Gongler by dw8177 February 16, 2018

gongfermor 

Basically a guy in medieval England who cleaned excrement from cesspits.

"Why the fuck am I doing this?" Willelmus Inglewood, a 14th century gongfermor

gongfermor by chris_mk December 26, 2011

Todd Googler

A person who googles “Todd” (Usually used as an insult)

“It’s not anything, it doesn’t mean anything! It’s not even offensive!” ~ Brewis Ginley

The perfect description of Alex the Rambler

Shut up Alex the Rambler… You googled the word Todd? Fucking Todd Googler, shut the fuck up.

Todd Googler by Anonymous146_ December 6, 2021

Gangler 

When something is both baller and gangster.

I got this fresh new outfit today and looked totally gangler.

Gangler by Shermanator887 February 17, 2021

gongerschnigle 

When a black person hits the bong and eats a boneless schnitzel.

That gongerschnigle just tickled my fleshy fun bridge.

gongerschnigle by neriJew August 17, 2017

Googler's Remorse 

When, after googling something, you come up with offensive and/or vulgar results that are irrelevant to what you wanted to find in the first place.

"I had no idea when I googled 'Bears' I'd come up with pictures of hairy chested gay men. Serious Googler's Remorse."

"I'd be scarred for life."

Googler's Remorse by P Banger October 1, 2009

gongle 

1. n an idiot or moron

2. v (to dongle) to act idiotically or like an imbecile

3. a (gongly/gongle) describes an action that is silly, idiotic, moronic etc etc

Verb:
"Stop gongling with me, I'm not interested!"
"Let's go gongling today!"
Noun:
"Oh my word, last night was such a gongle!"
"Stop being such a gongle."
Adjective:
"Well, that was a gongly thing to do!"
"Tha' was gongle, inni'?"

gongle by G11D September 16, 2011