golfist

Someone who shares a passion for golf but can’t play it for shit

I’m a golfist

by anonymous July 20, 2024

goofist

A person who is prejudiced towards people they think are goofy / less mature.

dude: "Seriously, stop being such a goofist and just let other people have fun being who they are."

by joelh January 15, 2009

Goldfist

When you fill your hand with Goldfish and fist your partner, then, you eat the goldfish.

Karen: So the other day, me and johnny were fooling around. But then, he started to goldfist me.

Jennifer: omg did he really?!?

by Ideka the rose fanboy November 3, 2019

Golista

a soccer player / football who constantly scores

Ronaldo is the best golista in the world.

by golista May 22, 2011

golfit

An outfit worn whilst playing golf.

I need a new golfit for our outing tomorrow. I heard it's supposed to be chilly out on the course.

by melrose245 February 16, 2022

Golfitis

When your wife is just sick and tired of you playing golf all the time and neglecting her. Some cases can get quite severe resulting in broken marriages and separations

I’m sick and tired of you playing golf every weekend and developing golfitis

by darksnake June 29, 2022

Golfit

An outfit purchased by the ultra elite to play the world's most uptight sport of golf. Men look like drunk Mormons and women look like slutty tennis stars.

I spilt scotch on myself at the country club so I will need my butler to choose another golfit before we play.

by kdman1996 July 7, 2022