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Someone who shares a passion for golf but can’t play it for shit
I’m a golfist
golfist by anonymous July 20, 2024
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A person who is prejudiced towards people they think are goofy / less mature.
dude: "Seriously, stop being such a goofist and just let other people have fun being who they are."
goofist by joelh January 15, 2009
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Goldfist 

When you fill your hand with Goldfish and fist your partner, then, you eat the goldfish.
Karen: So the other day, me and johnny were fooling around. But then, he started to goldfist me.

Jennifer: omg did he really?!?
Goldfist by Ideka the rose fanboy November 3, 2019
a soccer player / football who constantly scores
Ronaldo is the best golista in the world.
Golista by golista May 22, 2011
I need a new golfit for our outing tomorrow. I heard it's supposed to be chilly out on the course.
golfit by melrose245 February 16, 2022

Golfitis 

When your wife is just sick and tired of you playing golf all the time and neglecting her. Some cases can get quite severe resulting in broken marriages and separations
I’m sick and tired of you playing golf every weekend and developing golfitis
Golfitis by darksnake June 29, 2022
An outfit purchased by the ultra elite to play the world's most uptight sport of golf. Men look like drunk Mormons and women look like slutty tennis stars.
I spilt scotch on myself at the country club so I will need my butler to choose another golfit before we play.
Golfit by kdman1996 July 7, 2022
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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