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Someone who shares a passion for golf but can’t play it for shit

I’m a golfist

golfist by anonymous July 20, 2024

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goofist

A person who is prejudiced towards people they think are goofy / less mature.

dude: "Seriously, stop being such a goofist and just let other people have fun being who they are."

goofist by joelh January 15, 2009

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Goldfist

When you fill your hand with Goldfish and fist your partner, then, you eat the goldfish.

Karen: So the other day, me and johnny were fooling around. But then, he started to goldfist me.

Jennifer: omg did he really?!?

Goldfist by Ideka the rose fanboy November 3, 2019

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Golista

a soccer player / football who constantly scores

Ronaldo is the best golista in the world.

Golista by golista May 22, 2011

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golfit

An outfit worn whilst playing golf.

I need a new golfit for our outing tomorrow. I heard it's supposed to be chilly out on the course.

golfit by melrose245 February 16, 2022

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Golfitis

When your wife is just sick and tired of you playing golf all the time and neglecting her. Some cases can get quite severe resulting in broken marriages and separations

I’m sick and tired of you playing golf every weekend and developing golfitis

Golfitis by darksnake June 29, 2022

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Golfit

An outfit purchased by the ultra elite to play the world's most uptight sport of golf. Men look like drunk Mormons and women look like slutty tennis stars.

I spilt scotch on myself at the country club so I will need my butler to choose another golfit before we play.

Golfit by kdman1996 July 7, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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