goldist

Somebody who is racist to Gold Brick Cat from battle cats

ProNoobTrix is Goldist

by ImToofew March 9, 2025

Al Goldstein

Al (Alvin) Goldstein was a Jewish Pornographer from New York, who is known for many of his print publication such as Screw, a weekly tabloid featuring pornographic content. Al Goldstein has been noted for normalizing hardcore pornography in the modern world. He was also known for his strong belief in the first amendment, which can be seen in all of his works and material, however for this he was arrested 19 times on obscenity charges.

In an authors post on The American Conservative, Rod Dreher mentions Al told him that he only got into the pornographic business as a kid due to his uncle bringing him to a whorehouse to 'break him in'. That set Al in motion for what he became. "That set the hook. It ruined his life. A ruined life - that's what Al Goldstein did with the years he was given. RIP."

In Al Goldstein's later years, he began having financial woes as in 2003 the screw was unable to make payroll. Many of his productions entered bankruptcy, he lost properties, became jobless, penniless and was even homeless. He got to a point where his friends were financially supporting him. Respect from family dwindled as his own son, Jordan Goldstein, even disinvited Al from his Harvard Law School graduation.

Alvin Goldstein died on December 19, 2013 at a nursing hill in Cobble Hill, Brooklyn.

"The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks." -Al Goldstein

"Al Goldstein, like Larry Flynt, is a pornstar terrorist and he stole all my fucks! Gag order from a fucking terrorist!"

"Al Goldstein normalized hardcore pornography in America."

by god damn you al goldstein June 14, 2020

Goldmisting

In the world of Archeage, it is considered the act of deceiving, extorting, manipulating, and starving entire colonies from their gold, coinpurses, and resources.

Goldmist has entered the area, please leave in a unified manor or else you will be killed on site. This area belongs to Goldmist. Thank you.
or
Aye yo dawg, lets go to freedich to run some packs.
(20 minutes later)
Goldmist- Yo dawg you owe me compamasation for my lost packs.
Person 1- Dude, you wanted to go to the island when you knew that there were pirates in the first place and they destroyed the ship
Goldmist- IDC i dun give a fk give me my packs and tell him to fix his ship
Person 1- Really are you Goldmisting us?

by APEX February 19, 2015

goldstar sunday

A Sunday in which someone masturbates to completion three or more times

Q: How has your day been?
A: Damn, not too bad. It's a goldstar Sunday so far.

Hey man! She called to ask me to talk her through an orgasm. She's working towards a goldstar Sunday. That shit's hot as fuck.

by Sleazy_P December 6, 2020

goldstar

A lesbian who has never had sex with a man. A 'pure' lesbian.

"She's a member of the goldstar club"

by tara7 June 18, 2008

goldite

Someone who fancies himself an intellectual, but is, in fact, a retard.

Goldite: "As Socrates said, 'you must look within yourself to discover your true intellectual passion.'"

Person B: "you're such a goldite..."

by You know who it is..... June 19, 2014

goldstar lesbian

a lesbian who never has or intends to have sex with a man

-Are you a goldstar lesbian?
-No.

by kriszta November 10, 2008