golfit

An outfit worn whilst playing golf.

I need a new golfit for our outing tomorrow. I heard it's supposed to be chilly out on the course.

by melrose245 February 16, 2022

Golfit

An outfit purchased by the ultra elite to play the world's most uptight sport of golf. Men look like drunk Mormons and women look like slutty tennis stars.

I spilt scotch on myself at the country club so I will need my butler to choose another golfit before we play.

by kdman1996 July 7, 2022

Golfin' em

The act of drinking beers faster than anyone else in the room. Usually the result of nervousness or alcoholism.

Jesus chief, did you see Phil last night? Once those girls showed up he started golfin' em 3 to 1 on me.

Katie is such a boozebag! We met her at the baby shower around noon and she was already golfin' em like it was Friday night.

by DFH66 February 27, 2013

Adventure Golfing

Golfing while highly intoxicated, blazed, tripping, or a combination of the three. Golf carts are not mandatory but make the experience more fun. The goal of the game is not to win; in fact you probably will only play the first few holes. You may also golf better during adventure golfing.

George fell out of the golf cart during adventure golfing and got lost on the course.

by Adventure Golfer March 9, 2009

goldite

Someone who fancies himself an intellectual, but is, in fact, a retard.

Goldite: "As Socrates said, 'you must look within yourself to discover your true intellectual passion.'"

Person B: "you're such a goldite..."

by You know who it is..... June 19, 2014

Muddy Golfing

During intense intercourse, a man pulls his mighty warrior out of his partner, and forcefully shoves his balls into his partners dirty, unwashed booty-hole.

"Did you hear about Zach?"

"No, why?"
"He was Muddy Golfing with her during the fire works!"

"Really? That's awesome!"

by RandZIdeas July 6, 2014

GILFITA

Granny
I'd
Like to
Fuck
In
The
Ass

My god! Muriel is such a Gilfita. Id taste her prunes anyday.

by turboman26 October 22, 2009