Golista

a soccer player / football who constantly scores

Ronaldo is the best golista in the world.

by golista May 22, 2011

goldstar sunday

A Sunday in which someone masturbates to completion three or more times

Q: How has your day been?
A: Damn, not too bad. It's a goldstar Sunday so far.

Hey man! She called to ask me to talk her through an orgasm. She's working towards a goldstar Sunday. That shit's hot as fuck.

by Sleazy_P December 6, 2020

goldstar

A lesbian who has never had sex with a man. A 'pure' lesbian.

"She's a member of the goldstar club"

by tara7 June 18, 2008

goldstar lesbian

a lesbian who never has or intends to have sex with a man

-Are you a goldstar lesbian?
-No.

by kriszta November 10, 2008

gulistan

The best and kindest mum in the Universes she has the brightest and kindest heart in the Universe she all ways help her children also her friend and Husband and other people who need help she puts others before herself

Gulistan has made her children very happy and other people around her

by EpicMaker May 12, 2018

Goldstar bisexual

A bisexual person who has slept with both genders.

John is a goldstar bisexual.

by Cookiearrow May 22, 2015

golestan

A golestan is an awesome person with an eccentric demeanour, one who is loud, rambunctious and quick to anger when it comes to people's stupidity. Such rages are made worse when the ignorance appears to be willful. Assumed to be ignorant at first glance, a golestan is somebody who harbours a deeper intelligence that defies authority, the sort of intelligence that pursues a physics PhD and publishes in the field, even though their high school teachers told them not to bother with physics because "you wouldn't understand the concepts". A golestan is fond of investigating the universe in its various facets, as well as consuming that which the universe provides, particularly those arrangements of matter known commonly as "food". It is hypothesised that such consumption takes place so as to ensure greater oneness with the universe, although this is hotly contested.

Example 1:

"Man, this new guy I met, he's adventurous, he's fun, he's a little crazy - you might even say he's a golestan!"

Example 2:

"Even stupid fatty golestan over here know this." - Person 1
"Well, of course, if he's a golestan, he's actually quite smart you know." - Person 2
"Guys, I'm RIGHT HERE!" - Person 3 (the golestan)

by subcurtaineous_k September 9, 2013