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a soccer player / football who constantly scores
Ronaldo is the best golista in the world.
Golista by golista May 22, 2011
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goldstar sunday 

A Sunday in which someone masturbates to completion three or more times
Q: How has your day been?
A: Damn, not too bad. It's a goldstar Sunday so far.

Hey man! She called to ask me to talk her through an orgasm. She's working towards a goldstar Sunday. That shit's hot as fuck.
goldstar sunday by Sleazy_P December 6, 2020

goldstar 

A lesbian who has never had sex with a man. A 'pure' lesbian.
"She's a member of the goldstar club"
goldstar by tara7 June 18, 2008

goldstar lesbian 

a lesbian who never has or intends to have sex with a man
goldstar lesbian by kriszta November 10, 2008

gulistan 

The best and kindest mum in the Universes she has the brightest and kindest heart in the Universe she all ways help her children also her friend and Husband and other people who need help she puts others before herself
Gulistan has made her children very happy and other people around her
gulistan by EpicMaker May 12, 2018

Goldstar bisexual 

A bisexual person who has slept with both genders.

golestan 

A golestan is an awesome person with an eccentric demeanour, one who is loud, rambunctious and quick to anger when it comes to people's stupidity. Such rages are made worse when the ignorance appears to be willful. Assumed to be ignorant at first glance, a golestan is somebody who harbours a deeper intelligence that defies authority, the sort of intelligence that pursues a physics PhD and publishes in the field, even though their high school teachers told them not to bother with physics because "you wouldn't understand the concepts". A golestan is fond of investigating the universe in its various facets, as well as consuming that which the universe provides, particularly those arrangements of matter known commonly as "food". It is hypothesised that such consumption takes place so as to ensure greater oneness with the universe, although this is hotly contested.
Example 1:

"Man, this new guy I met, he's adventurous, he's fun, he's a little crazy - you might even say he's a golestan!"

Example 2:

"Even stupid fatty golestan over here know this." - Person 1
"Well, of course, if he's a golestan, he's actually quite smart you know." - Person 2
"Guys, I'm RIGHT HERE!" - Person 3 (the golestan)
golestan by subcurtaineous_k September 9, 2013
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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