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goldson by Saucydancer14 May 25, 2016
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Goldbonding
It is the act of applying goldbond (as well as adding water) to one's nutsack, which provides the sensation of a thousand winter elves blowing snow all over your testicles.
It has also been compared to spearmint for the genitalia
It has also been compared to spearmint for the genitalia
After a hearty dinner, me and my posse went goldbonding. Though it kind of stung at first, it really got my dance on.
Goldbonding by PrincessBowzer April 26, 2009
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goldson • Goldbonding • goodson • goldsink • GoldBond Yoga • Goldsnap • goldsolace • Goldston • Goldstone • golfsona
golfsona
Alden: Hey man, what's your fursona?
Craig: I don't have a fursona, but I do have a golfsona! I'm a wedge.
Alden: Oh man, that's golfsome! I'm a 5-iron.
Craig: I don't have a fursona, but I do have a golfsona! I'm a wedge.
Alden: Oh man, that's golfsome! I'm a 5-iron.
golfsona by Bag of Screws October 14, 2019
Richie Goldsand
1. A Northerner, usually from New York who owns beach property in coastal Carolina, leasing said property to locals who can no longer afford to buy there, and offering seasonal rentals to people from Ohio.
2. A sandwich composed of corned beef and pastrami, Swiss or Provolone cheeses, Russian dressing, topped with slaw and served on marbled rye bread, often found in coastal Carolina, e.g. Topsail Island.
2. A sandwich composed of corned beef and pastrami, Swiss or Provolone cheeses, Russian dressing, topped with slaw and served on marbled rye bread, often found in coastal Carolina, e.g. Topsail Island.
Woman: (To Man) Who owns that deli in Surf City?
Young Man: (Interrupting) I don't know; but I'll bet he's a Richie Goldsand!
Man: Wait. Like the sandwich!?
Young Man: (Interrupting) I don't know; but I'll bet he's a Richie Goldsand!
Man: Wait. Like the sandwich!?
Richie Goldsand by Ms. Holly Ridge April 28, 2014
Godson
Godson is a very chilled, laid back guy. He’s very low-key and doesn’t like the spotlight too much. He’s a hard worker and strives to be the best at anything he does. Godson is a ladies man and gets a lot of attention for his handsome looks and game. Don’t cross him though because although godson can be very caring for the people that mean most to him, he doesn’t deal nicely with backstabbers and fake friends. He has a tough exterior but is really a big softie on the inside.
Godson by Lovergirl1810 November 23, 2021
Goldbond
A miracle powder that can best be described as "A tropical breeze on your nutsack!" The perfect cure for sweaty balls. However, recreational use is encouraged. Especially effective if applied immediatly after showering.
Its been such a bad day that all I want to do is go home, shower, and enjoy that nice tingle on my balls after I goldbond
Goldbond by Pinocha Deac November 16, 2006
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!