Goldbond 

A miracle powder that can best be described as "A tropical breeze on your nutsack!" The perfect cure for sweaty balls. However, recreational use is encouraged. Especially effective if applied immediatly after showering.

Its been such a bad day that all I want to do is go home, shower, and enjoy that nice tingle on my balls after I goldbond

Goldbond by Pinocha Deac November 16, 2006

GoldBond Yoga

Generally a morning ritual, the act of thoroughly powdering your's (and/or other's) genitals before getting dressed.

*Think: like a baby getting his/her diaper changed, legs up!

"Dude, the humidity is giving me a rash, I need to practice GoldBond Yoga"

GoldBond Yoga by EL G September 25, 2014

Goldbonding 

It is the act of applying goldbond (as well as adding water) to one's nutsack, which provides the sensation of a thousand winter elves blowing snow all over your testicles.

It has also been compared to spearmint for the genitalia

After a hearty dinner, me and my posse went goldbonding. Though it kind of stung at first, it really got my dance on.

Goldbonding by PrincessBowzer April 26, 2009

gold bond buccaneer 

A handsome and successful male who uses the medicated powder in the heat to keep their large and fertile testicles free of sweat and chafing.

Although it was 96 degrees at spring training, Tony, being a gold bond buccaneer, was prepared and had a dry scrotum.

gold bond buccaneer by Tzgbb August 22, 2018

gold bond 

Vagisil, but for men.

Gold Bond is God's gift to man.

gold bond by kxso October 20, 2006

gold bond 

a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

gold bond by dragonschld June 12, 2008

gold bond spaghetti

Sweat-saturated noodles of absorbent powder that collect beneath your balls.

It's so hot my gold bond spaghetti is melting.

gold bond spaghetti by Dustin LaWynne May 28, 2009