Goldbonding 

It is the act of applying goldbond (as well as adding water) to one's nutsack, which provides the sensation of a thousand winter elves blowing snow all over your testicles.

It has also been compared to spearmint for the genitalia

After a hearty dinner, me and my posse went goldbonding. Though it kind of stung at first, it really got my dance on.

Goldbonding by PrincessBowzer April 26, 2009

goldbording 

A combination of a banned enhanced interrogation technique and the very specific fetish of having a paid sex worker urinate upon you.

Goldboarding occurs when the paid sex worker restrains the "John" and then places their used underwear upon the "John's" face. The sex worker then proceeds to urinate upon the "John's" face as though he was being waterboarded.

Aaron: "Where did you go last night? And what is that smell?"

Adam: "So... Remember that bet I won last night? Yeah, I got a great goldbording session out of that."

goldbording by DirtyinDC December 20, 2017

Gold Bonding 

When 2 homosexual men pour powder on their junks and rub them together.

Lance said to Stephan, "I want to certify our love with some Gold Bonding."

Gold Bonding by jsexy76 December 20, 2011

gold bonding 

When 2 gay men pour powder on their junk and rub them together.

Lance and Stephan were not ashamed when caught gold bonding.

gold bonding by jsexy76 December 20, 2011

Gold Bonding 

Also known as Boy Bonding.

When a bunch of guys get ina circle and pass around Gold Bond. Everyone puts in their hand the reaches down their pants, and puts it on their balls.

Afterword everyone shakes hands

We're definitely gold bonding at the bachelor party!

Gold Bonding by Gidonidus May 20, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008