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Goldbonding

It is the act of applying goldbond (as well as adding water) to one's nutsack, which provides the sensation of a thousand winter elves blowing snow all over your testicles.

It has also been compared to spearmint for the genitalia
After a hearty dinner, me and my posse went goldbonding. Though it kind of stung at first, it really got my dance on.
by PrincessBowzer April 26, 2009
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goldbording

A combination of a banned enhanced interrogation technique and the very specific fetish of having a paid sex worker urinate upon you.

Goldboarding occurs when the paid sex worker restrains the "John" and then places their used underwear upon the "John's" face. The sex worker then proceeds to urinate upon the "John's" face as though he was being waterboarded.
Aaron: "Where did you go last night? And what is that smell?"

Adam: "So... Remember that bet I won last night? Yeah, I got a great goldbording session out of that."
by DirtyinDC December 20, 2017
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Gold Bonding

When 2 homosexual men pour powder on their junks and rub them together.
Lance said to Stephan, "I want to certify our love with some Gold Bonding."
by jsexy76 December 20, 2011
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gold bonding

When 2 gay men pour powder on their junk and rub them together.
Lance and Stephan were not ashamed when caught gold bonding.
by jsexy76 December 20, 2011
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Gold Bonding

Also known as Boy Bonding.

When a bunch of guys get ina circle and pass around Gold Bond. Everyone puts in their hand the reaches down their pants, and puts it on their balls.

Afterword everyone shakes hands
We're definitely gold bonding at the bachelor party!
by Gidonidus May 20, 2024
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