gohler

A product of incest ..

Man down Preston there all gohlers

by Nick February 19, 2004

gohmert

noun: person who acts like an uneducated, proudly ignorant, loudly stupid blowhard, esp. when espousing right-wing lunacy or voting for the eponymous Louie Gohmert, Republican Congressman from Texas

Gohmert: I heard on Fox where them aliens is comin' to take away our guns and women and force us to go to the dentist!

Dude: Don't be such a gohmert.

Gohmert: I ain't a gohmert. I just voted for 'im.

by I'mTheDoctor September 3, 2012

gohmert

Any stupid, foolish or obtuse public official. Origin: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX), one of the stupidest individuals ever to set foot in the U.S. Capitol an elected representative.

Congressman ________ was being a total gohmert when he voted against aid to victims of Hurricane __________.

Only a compete gohmert would vote for a guy that just lost his seat in Congress as Speaker of the House.

by DeclanPA January 5, 2013

Gohmert

verb: to say something that is obviously and patently untrue to the point of stupidity, then when called upon to provide concrete evidence of the assertion, to flounder about angrily while shouting about the integrity of the questioner.

The Congressman Gohmerted for 5 minutes when called upon by Anderson Cooper to provide evidence that terror babies are being sneaked across the border.

by Harkonnen'sSuppuratingPustule August 13, 2010

Louie Gohmert Pyle

Without a doubt, the stupidest person who has ever held a seat in Congress.

Louie Gohmert Pyle makes Gomer Pyle look like a Rhodes Scholar.

by LaughingAloud December 27, 2022

Golleren

When you get thirsty after smoking weed. Usually, it would be soda, energy drinks, or alcoholic beverages.

Two dudes are getting stoned:
"Yo fam, do you have some golleren?"
" Yeah, there should be some soda in the bag."

by PhatPussyDestroyer345 October 20, 2018

Gohmert

To get so excited that you defecate in your pants.

Comes from Congressman Louie Gohmert who's theatrics in Congress look like he is dropping a deuce.

That Taco Bell was so delicious; I thought I was going to Gohmert, though.

by Stop and Frisk July 24, 2019