noun: person who acts like an uneducated, proudly ignorant, loudly stupid blowhard, esp. when espousing right-wing lunacy or voting for the eponymous Louie Gohmert, Republican Congressman from Texas
Gohmert: I heard on Fox where them aliens is comin' to take away our guns and women and force us to go to the dentist!

Dude: Don't be such a gohmert.

Gohmert: I ain't a gohmert. I just voted for 'im.
by I'mTheDoctor September 3, 2012
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Any stupid, foolish or obtuse public official. Origin: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX), one of the stupidest individuals ever to set foot in the U.S. Capitol an elected representative.
Congressman ________ was being a total gohmert when he voted against aid to victims of Hurricane __________.

Only a compete gohmert would vote for a guy that just lost his seat in Congress as Speaker of the House.
by DeclanPA January 4, 2013
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A sexually transmissible wart characterized by excessive amounts of puss. the warts are recognizable by their strange resemblance to the congressman from texas of the same name.
my underwear was filled with puss, so I looked in the mirror and realized I had several gohmerts on my balls.
by Meechree March 17, 2020
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verb: to say something that is obviously and patently untrue to the point of stupidity, then when called upon to provide concrete evidence of the assertion, to flounder about angrily while shouting about the integrity of the questioner.
The Congressman Gohmerted for 5 minutes when called upon by Anderson Cooper to provide evidence that terror babies are being sneaked across the border.
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To get so excited that you defecate in your pants.

Comes from Congressman Louie Gohmert who's theatrics in Congress look like he is dropping a deuce.
That Taco Bell was so delicious; I thought I was going to Gohmert, though.
by Stop and Frisk July 24, 2019
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(noun) A surprising event, action, or remark followed up by a ridiculous explanation.
The congressman really pulled a Gohmert when he tested positive for coronavirus, then explained that he must have contracted it due to wearing a mask.
by WiseOldBag July 30, 2020
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verb phrase, sometimes used in present tense: 1. attempt to pass off thick-witted, far-right fringe lunacy as something to be taken seriously; usually done with a straight face and an air of outrage; can be delivered tongue in cheek, but more effective when performed by true believers.

2. action taken after inspiration from words and deeds of Louie Gohmert, Congressman from East Texas (2005-present)
He really pulled a gohmert when he proclaimed the dangers of communist members of the US Congress.

They pulled a gohmert with their letter accusing administration officials of membership in the Muslim Brotherhood.
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