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Person 1 “she’s such a Goglio”
Person 2 “ ye if I was her I were her I’d die in a hole
goglio by Goglioslayer69 February 5, 2022
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Someone who drops out of school freshmen year and disappears.
That kid pulled a Golio and dropped out. I haven't seen him since.......
Golio by Gulu November 7, 2012
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Gaglio's Razor 

Philosophical statement based on Occam's Razor.

"I like boobies (major premise)
Girls have boobies (minor premise)
I like girls with boobies (conclusion)"
I wanna go dance based on Gaglio's Razor.
Gaglio's Razor by K-Noodle October 30, 2006

Gugliotta 

to inexplicably and precipitously fall from greatness
I married Britney Spears in Vegas one night, then Gugliotted it away when I agreed to the anullment.
Gugliotta by Scalabrini March 17, 2005

googliography 

A collection of websites used as sources for some information. Portmanteau of "Google" and "bibliography."
A list of web-references on Wikipedia can be called a "Googliography."
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Mrs.Goglin 

Formally known as Mrs.Goblin.
For some reason a brave man wanted to marry her, pray for that poor soul.
She teaches Language Arts....and acts like a bitch
She complains all the time.

Goblet will be mad at one class and be mad at yours for the same reason.

Gobble Gobble acts like she has a 8 foot pole shoved up her ass.
(Yes I'm changing her last name as we go shut the fuck up)
Normie 1: Did you know Mrs.Goglin wont let us say God.
Normie 2: What the Fuck! Really?
Normie 1: Yes! When will she take that 8 foot pole out of her ass?
(Also sorry for the next 8th graders going to Goblin, but also fuck most the 8th graders)
Mrs.Goglin by >w<_Kira_>w< July 31, 2019

Brady Giglio 

A Giglio Brady list is a list compiled usually by a prosecutor's office or a police department containing the names and details of law enforcement officers who have had sustained incidents of untruthfulness, criminal convictions, candor issues, or some other type of issue placing their credibility into question.
Patrol officer mathew anderson made numerous lies on a police report that leads up to his name not even being worth capitalized within this sentence because Brady Giglio
Brady Giglio by mathewanderson January 16, 2022
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