Goglodyte 

An insult targeting people who believe GOG is some DRM-free savior.
When in reality GOG would rather take your money and jerk off in your face while hosting games that infact have DRM.

Goglodyte : GOG is going to save the game industry from DRM!! Hope GOG Galaxy comes to Linux.

Person 2 : They've been saying that same shit for literal years and neither happened, infact GOG has had DRM protected games listed for years now.

Goglodyte : REEEEE *baby noises*

Person 3 : STFU Goglodyte. No Maidens.

Goglodyte by goglodaiser March 24, 2022

Goglodyte 

An insult targeting people who believes GOG is some DRM-free savior.
When in reality GOG would rather take your money and jerk off in your face while hosting games that infact have DRM.

Goglodyte : GOG is going to save the game industry from DRM!! Hope GOG Galaxy comes to Linux.

Person 2 : They've been saying that same shit for literal years and neither happened, infact GOG has had DRM protected games listed for years now.

Goglodyte : REEEEE *baby noises*

Person 3 : STFU Goglodyte. No Maidens.

Goglodyte by goglodaiser March 24, 2022

Zoglodyte 

An ideologically kosher subject of ZOG -- Zionist Occupied Government; a willing participant in ZOG's agenda, wars, narratives, etc.

James and his wife Jane are Zoglodytes. They read and watch mainstream media, and like the Zoglodyte "journalists," repeat ZOG's narratives, mantras and dogma around the water cooler at work.

Zoglodyte by xirtames February 26, 2022

Googlodyte 

When you have someone that has a useless head of knowledge but no level of depth. They only can explain what they are talking about to the depth of what they read when they did a Google search. In other words they do not really know anything about the subject but surfed it on Google and now pretend to be experts on the subject. In a nut shell they are bull shitters and what they don’t know after the initial bit they found on Google search they make up. The word Googlodyte is derogatory, a way of describing a frigen know it all!!

"That guy, thinks he knows everything, what a F%%%& Googlodyte." or " He's a walking pile of bullshit, a frigen Googlodyte.
or " Ask so and so he likes to come across as if he is some kind of brainer ,,,, " F%^^& Googlodyte!"

Googlodyte by d0bo April 27, 2011

Googlodyte 

<i>noun</i>; An individual whose sole recourse for any information is Google; a person who compulsively checks Google for any reference to that person, that person's family, that other person that person fancies, what have you.

"I never have to worry about checking up on my girlfriends because my roommate is such a Googlodyte."

"If she only dates guys who generate 15 unique search results or more, that girls nothin' but a Googlodyte."

Googlodyte by Alex Brant-Zawadzki December 15, 2007

Googlodyte 

A person who has lived in a cave so long, s/he doesn't know that any question of fact can be answered by Google.

The googlodyte kept asking me for song lyrics that would only take two seconds and two brain cells to find.

Googlodyte by Philosoranter September 9, 2004

Coglodyte 

Bureaucratic drone dwelling in the sun deprived depths of a process driven organization. Incapable of creative thought or thinking outside of checking their box. Frightened by the light of knowledge, or the concept that anything can exist outside their script.

When asked why the road crew was mixing topsoil with the gravel and then putting it back on the road instead of removing it, the coglodyte flag-person merely shrugged and replied "They told us to do it that way".

Coglodyte by vaalrus April 24, 2010