K-Noodle's definitions

Fifty-Twelve

Code word when a douche bag guy is dancing with a hot chick and you must seperate them for the good of the human species.

Look at that guy....Lets Fifty-Twelve him.

by K-Noodle October 29, 2006

Dirty Landscaper

When a woman puts her legs behind her head and a man jumps and tries to land with his penis in the vagina.

Matt was a good man but he missed the Dirty Landscaper.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Fooled by an Asian

When you're checking out a girl from behind only to have her turn around and have an ugly Asian face.

Damn, I just got Fooled by an Asian.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Dago Red

Any cheap red wine.

Drinking that Dago Red makes me feel more italian.

by K-noodle October 2, 2009

Gillette

A man ejaculates on to the woman's pubic hair and uses the semen as shaving cream to shave them.

I was surprised how well the Gillette worked on her crazy bush.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Gaglio's Razor

Philosophical statement based on Occam's Razor.

"I like boobies (major premise)
Girls have boobies (minor premise)
I like girls with boobies (conclusion)"

I wanna go dance based on Gaglio's Razor.

by K-Noodle October 30, 2006

Polar Bear

A large, hairy, scary white guy. Usually someone who would appear to be a child molester.

Stay away from that Polar Bear. You might get raped.

by K-Noodle October 29, 2006