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A type of bird that hides within a black vagina. It only appears during Summer Solstice at 11 am. Once it appears it unleashes a hellish lightning storm upon its vaginal home. Legend has it that the Black Buzzard can only be stopped by inserting a gerbil into the butthole of the haunted woman. Since the Black Buzzard does not appear until the woman's 19th birthday, preemption is the only way to cure it. So girls, if you are of African descent, start putting gerbils in your butt....like now.
LaRonda's Black Buzzard just scorched my sheets.
by K-Noodle November 11, 2009
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During sex, the man ejaculates in one hand and defecates in the other and then slaps the woman in the face with both hands. Thus, she becomes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich of feces and semen.
I gave her a Napa Valley PBJ and told her to get the fuck out.
by K-Noodle November 28, 2007
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After sex, the man defecates into the woman's anus through a clear glass tube thus imitating the vacuum tubes at a bank.
Dude, I heard Matt and Annie were "going to the bank" last night. I wish I had seen that.
by K-Noodle November 28, 2007
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A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.
Lets go climb the dick monster now that the leaves have fallen.
by K-Noodle November 11, 2009
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A take on the shocker where you combine your two hands into a double shocker gesture and use in the typical way (2 in pink/1 in stink). Named after the Power Rangers fighting robot which combines all the rangers together.
I gave her the sickest Megazord
by K-Noodle October 29, 2006
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The quick combination of the question: Sucking Dick Make You Deaf? Used in normal speak to insight the reaction of "huh?" or "what?" thus making the individual appear deaf from "sucking dick".
Joe: I was gonna Sukndikmakudf.
Bob: Huh?
Joe: Nasty!
by K-Noodle October 29, 2006
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