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(noun)

1. one who has exceeded the acceptable limit of making 10 stupid spelling errors
there are 2 r's in "embarrass" you godobeter
godobeter by rankykong August 19, 2003
Words you can keep
someone who is silly, weird and thinks he's funny.
Person 1: Have you seen that drummer from This Years Fashion?
Person 2: Yeah! He's such a goobster!
Goobster by omgitsxkristin April 22, 2011

Goometer 

The amount of cum that your genitals excrete when having sexual intercourse is measured on a scale-

The Goometer.
OMG!!! My boyfriend hit a 6 on the goometer last night! It was all over my sheets!
Goometer by \*~jinxmedeadly~*/ October 21, 2009

Goobsterism 

An absolute Goober someone who’s an absolute nut master and wants to suck your nuts dry
A foolish person nutty for nuts

Alaina had a case of Goobsterism
Goobsterism by OMW2FYBOO June 16, 2022

gooddeter 

That word you in class cause you don’t know any words like it.
I’m gooddeter I’m math then English
gooddeter by Lemon(Khendal) January 4, 2021

Godbeered 

To be overtaken by a hulking, behemoth of a man running like a cheetah on rocket skates.
“I was doing about 60 on my GPZ the other night. I rode past some meatheads having a go at a woman. I heard some shouting and the next thing I know I’ve been Godbeered! This huge,Minotaur looking fella went legging it past me like a whippet on crack!”
Godbeered by Nuphagus February 3, 2021
someone who needs to be pushed into a campfire.
That is the biggest group of goobsters ever.
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