Godbeered 

To be overtaken by a hulking, behemoth of a man running like a cheetah on rocket skates.

“I was doing about 60 on my GPZ the other night. I rode past some meatheads having a go at a woman. I heard some shouting and the next thing I know I’ve been Godbeered! This huge,Minotaur looking fella went legging it past me like a whippet on crack!”

Godbeered by Nuphagus February 3, 2021

Goobered 

Being overly intoxicated shit-faced

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...

Goobered by Phil Miller October 9, 2006

Godsneered 

(adj.) a cursed place, thing, individual or event; to be deemed godsneered.

"this whole weekend in Ocho Rios would have been Godsneered if it weren't for my friends"

Godsneered by T!ko April 14, 2009

Gobblered 

When someone grabs a guy's balls from behind, in between his legs, and lifts. The guy is suspended in the air momentarily and isn't sure what to do. Usually, he jumps.

That guy just got gobblered, he didn't even know what to do!!!!!!

Gobblered by meeper3x February 23, 2010

Goobered 

1)The absolute, highest you can be off marijuana
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore

E.g. 1
"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"

E.g 2
"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"

Goobered by BPatek October 9, 2014

Goobered 

Goobered means that You have just almost Spit Out or Swallowed Your Drink & almost Choked when it went down the wrong Pipe.

When Peter told Paul & Mary My Joke Paul Goobered all over His shirt.

Goobered by Gator67401 June 5, 2015

plum goobered 

Just as happy as all heck.

Big Jim was plum goobered when Sally Mae said she'd go to the tractor pull with him.

plum goobered by Honez May 8, 2006