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someone who needs to be pushed into a campfire.
That is the biggest group of goobsters ever.
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Somebody who will say what they think, without worrying about the consequences.

Often says what others around him are thinking, but are too nervous to admit.

Generally on the side of the underdog.
He's that guy at work who keeps dropping the bosses in the shite, yet the bosses are too terrified to get rid of him in-case he spills the beans on the bigger stuff.

"Listen to Gobster over there! He certainly says it how it is, and he doesn't care who hears it!!"
Gobster by Namdodger February 16, 2009

goofster 

One who is not quite a goof, but shows considerable progress.
She was such a goofster that she cut her own bangs, which did not come out strait.
goofster by somegoof January 17, 2005

Goomster 

1. Small child below the age of 4 who possesses one or more of the following characteristics:Extremely cute, unquestionably innocent, and always happy. Most often chubby in the face although there are exceptions.
2. Any kind of small animal. No further classification required except that said animal must invoke feelings of unadulterated joy and/or an overall sense of temporary nirvana.

3. Pretty much any other living creature or giggly stuffed animal that makes you want to poke them in the belly/pinch their cheeks/pet them/steal them.
4. Don't be alarmed, the "steal them" reference in definition #3 is not meant to be taken seriously by friends or family of goomster enthusiasts, as it is often overused and the act is never carried through.
Coversation between Ben (a goom') and his Aunt.

Ben's Aunt: "Ben are you tired?"
Ben: ............................................."yes."
Goomster Enthusiast passing by: "Oh my god he's such a goom I'm gonna steal him!"
Goomster by Goomstar July 19, 2010
when you bust on your sack,it sticks to your ass,and you sit down on your balls.
Marie gave me a hand job last night. it was good but when i sat down i had a gooster.
gooster by Ethan D. March 30, 2007

Goofster 

Someone who can be described as goofy or lacking intelligence.
He got a bad grade on the test? What a goofster.
Goofster by ThyUniverse November 9, 2021
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