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goodafterble constanoon 

A greeting used by an intoxicated individual upon encountering a police constable.
Policeman: 'Had anything to drink today, sir?'
Drunk Person: 'Aw chur chur, goodafterble constanoon!'
goodafterble constanoon by Pedroc February 27, 2008

gooderer 

one level higher than gooder.
Your good and honestly you believe your friend is the goodest, but her asspipe is the gooderer than all the rest.
gooderer by B. C May 4, 2007

Goometer 

The amount of cum that your genitals excrete when having sexual intercourse is measured on a scale-

The Goometer.
OMG!!! My boyfriend hit a 6 on the goometer last night! It was all over my sheets!
Goometer by \*~jinxmedeadly~*/ October 21, 2009

GoodAfterMorning 

It's not the afternoon, evening,morning,or night, ITS GOODAFTERMORNING!!
Person 1: WhY dO YoU aLwAYs SAy gOOdAfTeRmOrNiNG?
Person 2: Because it's an easier way to say good afternoon.
Person 1: oH oK
GoodAfterMorning by Notmeitsyou March 5, 2019

goodererest 

The highest possible level of good. commonly used with animal behavior
I am the goodererest at fucking horses
goodererest by Friitz_TM January 25, 2018

Gooderer 

Anytime you get drunk it's gooderer.
Gooderer by Big Poppa 'C' December 1, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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