goddamis 

goddess A fine ahhh girl, who God took his time on because every time you see her you wanna say “God damn sis!”

Y’all see that girl over there? Bro she’s a whole goddamis 😍

goddamis by jjjackson197 August 1, 2018

goddamit 

Interjection: a word most commonly used in dire, stressful, or really intense situations. Can also be used when one is very pissed off.

When the tree fell on Jesus' car, he yelled, "goddamit!!!"

"While I was driving home, I nailed this squirrel at 50mph. Goddamit, now I gotta clean the shit off my car!!"

Teacher: "OK class, your first midterm is tomorrow."
Student: "Goddamit!"

Dr. Evil: "So what'll it be, Mr. Powers? Save your girlfriend, or save your mojo?"
Austin: "Goddamit!"

goddamit by The Storm Drains May 3, 2008

goddams

a pair of short shorts that fit perfectly right, the shorts fit so perfect the only comment you hear is goddamn.

There are going to be alot of hot guys at the beach so I am gonna wear my goddams

goddams by Missy Melons November 9, 2011

goddamnsluttyhoe 

One of God's ungrateful creations, who are damned to damn-nation for all of eternity, who is slutty. and none the less, a hoe.

Don't kick my bag you goddamnsluttyhoe.

goddamnsluttyhoe by TheKMonty April 27, 2006

Goddamns 

The collective term used by the fucking French for their English opponents during the Hundred fucking Years War. Apparently due to the English being noted at the fucking time for swearing all the fucking time. Not much fucking change there, then. The frog crunching wankers probably got the fucking idea from hearing that old royal fucker Henry V begin his little speech to stir the lads before getting stuck in to the continental cunts. That was before Shakespeare softened the text for the delicate ears of the ladies:

« Once fucking more unto the fucking breach, you cunts, once fucking more, Or close the fucking wall up with our English dead! »

« I Say! Lord Percival! Did you see me spilt that goddamn Frenchie down the goddamn middle with me trusty broadsword? Frog’s legs all over the goddamn place. That will teach 'em to call us "goddamns! My word! By Jove! »

Goddamns by Lovegrove October 9, 2008

GODDAMNSHEGOTABIGASS 

Sometimes, a female may walk around swinging a complete wagon and as a straight male (or even a lesbian) you cannot help but say GODDAMNSHEGOTABIGASS.

*Jaqueshela can't take more than two steps without her ass clapping*

Paul: GODDAMNSHEGOTABIGASS!

GODDAMNSHEGOTABIGASS by Redj350Z July 28, 2020

goddamnsonofabitchpieceofshitmotherfuckingassholefuckfuckfuck 

Microsoft Sam (of Thunderbirds101)'s infamous profanity line. Typically used when something goes wrong/someone (probably you) gets in trouble.

Microsoft Sam: Damn it, there's absolutely nothing to do today. ROFL Robot, any suggestions?
ROFL Robot: Eat a Highway Cookie.
Microsoft Sam: GODDAMNSONOFABITCHPIECEOFSHITMOTHERFUCKINGASSHOLEFUCKFUCKFUCK

goddamnsonofabitchpieceofshitmotherfuckingassholefuckfuckfuck by CarkyAmster June 19, 2024