Goddamns

The collective term used by the fucking French for their English opponents during the Hundred fucking Years War. Apparently due to the English being noted at the fucking time for swearing all the fucking time. Not much fucking change there, then. The frog crunching wankers probably got the fucking idea from hearing that old royal fucker Henry V begin his little speech to stir the lads before getting stuck in to the continental cunts. That was before Shakespeare softened the text for the delicate ears of the ladies:

« Once fucking more unto the fucking breach, you cunts, once fucking more, Or close the fucking wall up with our English dead! »

« I Say! Lord Percival! Did you see me spilt that goddamn Frenchie down the goddamn middle with me trusty broadsword? Frog’s legs all over the goddamn place. That will teach 'em to call us "goddamns! My word! By Jove! »

by Lovegrove October 9, 2008

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what in the goddamn

You know that dumbass thing Benny says in FNV when you first meet back up with home on the Strip? Generally used when you encounter something you cannot believe, or refuse to believe.

"What in the goddamn?"

by MalpaisLanius October 7, 2017

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have some goddamn faith

something someone says when you stop believing in becoming mango harvester in Tahiti

Tahiti? Where have I heard that before?
HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH

by im so braindead January 26, 2021

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You stole my goddamn house!

Iconic scene at the back of a limo when Kim Richards points out that her youngest sister, Kyle, is a f*cking freeloader and that she, along with Kathy Hilton took advantage of Kim's disadvantaged economic situation at the moment of their mother's passing.

Kyle: After everything I've done for you, everything I've done for you, being always there for you.
Kim: Everything you've done for me!?
Kyle: Yeah, yeah, everything I've done for you!
Kim: YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE!!!

by CPJacott December 17, 2020

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