Dead Meat

A channel hosted by James A. Janisse and his wife Chelsea Rebecca (Zoran Gvojic included) where they count and recap kills in horror movies.

"Welcome to the Kill Count, where we tally up the victims in all our favorite horror movies!"
— James A. Janisse, the opening to each episode

Dead Meat

by CarkyAmster September 02, 2023

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youtube kids

the crutch of modern parenting

if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D

the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience

that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.

by CarkyAmster June 29, 2024

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goddamnsonofabitchpieceofshitmotherfuckingassholefuckfuckfuck

Microsoft Sam (of Thunderbirds101)'s infamous profanity line. Typically used when something goes wrong/someone (probably you) gets in trouble.

Microsoft Sam: Damn it, there's absolutely nothing to do today. ROFL Robot, any suggestions?
ROFL Robot: Eat a Highway Cookie.
Microsoft Sam: GODDAMNSONOFABITCHPIECEOFSHITMOTHERFUCKINGASSHOLEFUCKFUCKFUCK

by CarkyAmster June 20, 2024

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