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The study of guns, specifically the "Glock" line of products. Originated from an episode of Barry Tales.
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if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience
that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
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Microsoft Sam: Damn it, there's absolutely nothing to do today. ROFL Robot, any suggestions?
ROFL Robot: Eat a Highway Cookie.
Microsoft Sam: GODDAMNSONOFABITCHPIECEOFSHITMOTHERFUCKINGASSHOLEFUCKFUCKFUCK
ROFL Robot: Eat a Highway Cookie.
Microsoft Sam: GODDAMNSONOFABITCHPIECEOFSHITMOTHERFUCKINGASSHOLEFUCKFUCKFUCK
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In Kalennian, "The Big Bang Theory" is "Yâ Malhugasagoâstarmathegavalyâkni Tiyâra"
Apparently, it's literal translation is "the enlarging of all existing things theory". How Kalennian people can say this word in the nick of time baffles me 😨
Apparently, it's literal translation is "the enlarging of all existing things theory". How Kalennian people can say this word in the nick of time baffles me 😨
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