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goofyhead 

"Blank is a goofyhead"
goofyhead by jeffyouhouh May 4, 2018
a person whose intellectual capacity seems somewhat misaligned to that required for the task they are supposed to be performing.
It wasn't us, it was a result of the Goobaheads which were supposed to be doing the job correctly in the first place.
A person who acts the fool or does somthing stupid or funny.
"hey man don`t batter and deep-fry ya own finger ya big goobahead!"
goobahead by rav February 25, 2004

Gobberhead

Someone who believes that they are always right and never take the fact if they are wrong.
Fuck he is a real Gobberhead, Asia is not a country.
Gobberhead by Indahole September 24, 2016

jobbyhead 

mark, an affectionate way of calling someone an idiot/asshole/numpty/sillybilly - similair to poohead. Alternatives include jobbyfeatures/jobbyface. Term of endearment
"You put sugar on your frosties? Jobbyhead!!"

"No you big jobbyhead I dont want to go to the shop with a scuba mask and dressing gown on!"

"oi jobbyfeatures go and cook me some dinner!"

"oh your so sweet you big jobbyhead"
jobbyhead by lassie October 14, 2006
A loud-mouthed person, usually of low intelligence.
Allan: How long have you had the car?
Caller: Well, it's 1964.
Allan: Well what do you expect, for crying out loud? 24 years and they're gonna keep making the paint?! Don't talk crap! Go away, ya gobhead, 24 piggin' years?!
Gobhead by LordSavage1997 June 11, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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