Joffage

The substance that is unleashed from your willy hole after you've had a five finger shuffle. The name is derived from joff.
Damn, I just unloaded a bunch of joffage into my kecks!
by LordSavage1997 June 02, 2023
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Gobhead

A loud-mouthed person, usually of low intelligence.
Allan: How long have you had the car?
Caller: Well, it's 1964.
Allan: Well what do you expect, for crying out loud? 24 years and they're gonna keep making the paint?! Don't talk crap! Go away, ya gobhead, 24 piggin' years?!
by LordSavage1997 June 11, 2021
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