gnarfed

When there's no more hits left in the bowl.

"Dude that bowl is gnarfed, better clap it out."

by MCEE August 30, 2006

gnared

1-to cut a piece off of something
2-to do something impressively, possibly much faster than something is usually done.

Damn i just shaved and i gnared off a piece of my chin.

Woah dude you gnared that piece of pizza hella fast.

by cgp24 September 21, 2009

gnarled penis

The kind of penis that Clay from Sons of Anarchy has, with which he uses to fuck various members of the motorcycle club.

Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question.

First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.

(Said in a gruff, Clay-like voice): "Gemma, you don't gimme those letters, you gonna hafta suck on mah gnaarrrllled penis. You hear me, bitch? mah gnarled penis"

by jayfinator December 15, 2011

gnarfetti

The by-product which results when one has shred some serious gnar

"We shred so much gnar today. We turned that crag into gnarfetti!"

by kyClimberAdam March 30, 2009

garfed up

Messed up, ruined, worn.

"Aw shit, I just got these shoes and the toes are already all garfed up!"

by Skygal April 9, 2012

gnarfer

one who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. to gnarf. pronounce guh-narf.

dude, i totally suspect you of being a gnarfer.

by hurkuloid October 18, 2008

gnarfest

n. a celebration involving a plethora of gnar, and a little fest thrown in the mix too. Not to be confused with a gnar party, which is of course the appropriate response when someone throws up a snatchies

God: pottery is a gnarfest
everyone ever: dude, whats pottery
God: dude, dont worry about it. Snatchies!
everyone ever: Gnarparty!

by LHS hombre November 8, 2006