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Slang for a sexually transmitted disease rising in popularity in the United States. Its most common among drug users and the pooper areas. The proper name for "the garf" is Bacterial Intestinal Miracitis. The disorder is known to last over a span of years and can be controlled by sulfonamide class synthetic antibiotics.

The worst fact about the Garf is that there is no known protection against its infection, not even condoms. Symptoms are subtle at first and bloom within a 2 to 3 months. Initial symptoms include fatigue, sleep pattern changes, dry mouth, and muscle ache. Anyone with this disease should be checked in immediately.
Jen gave Tim the garfer so I'll be at his funeral.
garfer by Deirdre November 22, 2004
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When there's no more hits left in the bowl.
"Dude that bowl is gnarfed, better clap it out."
gnarfed by MCEE August 30, 2006

gnarfetti 

The by-product which results when one has shred some serious gnar
"We shred so much gnar today. We turned that crag into gnarfetti!"
gnarfetti by kyClimberAdam March 30, 2009
A warrior skilled in the art of being gnarly.
J DEF: Did you see that fight last night? That dude kicked the bouncers ass!

J CRILLZ: Bro, dude was a gnarler.
Gnarler by Mithfen September 7, 2009

peepee gnarler

When a woman or man with gross beaver teeth bites into the penis of a person when they are giving them a blowjob.
SARAH: "What did u do last night?"
NICOLE: "I found out that I was a peepee gnarler."
peepee gnarler by DrOk63 February 27, 2003
Garfer is a sometimes fatal sexually transmitted disease that attacks the digestive system. It is most easily contracted during anal sex. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): mild bleeding following anal sex or bowel movements, stomach cramps or discomfort, diarrhea, fatigue, and muscle aches. Usually this disease in contracted through anal sex, but it is also possible to get it from vaginal and/or oral sex. There is no known way to prevent this disorder except for abstinence. If you have any of these symptoms, you should contact a doctor immediately.
I don't want to catch the garfer, so I abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse.
garfer by lexi November 22, 2004
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