crag

A nickname for someone who is named craig. is humorous to everyone but the victim

"Hello Crag how's it going?"

by Crag Himself September 26, 2007

crag

Abbreviation for "cunt rag." Denotes a female who has an obvious fake tan, bleaches her hair, spends an obscene amount of money on clothes and other superficial goods, watches "Sex in the City," idolizes Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson and/or listens to pop rock or pop music in general. Hates to read.

So this crag walks in to work today and orders a non-fat sugar-free vanilla latte with extra skim no fat extra no whip no whip latte decaf sugar no sugar latte. I hate bitches like that.

by Angelabob June 15, 2006

crag

A large sort of crusted over snot you pick out of your nose. Usually takes a few hairs with it on the way out.

I couldn't breathe too well, so I picked the giant crag out and flicked it at the dog.

by Mortivex May 08, 2007

crag

A dangerous or threatening vagina. Often characterized by the presence of teeth or fangs.

You didn't fuck Lauren, did you? You know she's got the crag.

by slundeen December 09, 2008

crag

A mischievous homosexual.

Comes form the fusion af the two words Crazy and Fag

You fuckin crag.

Wow! Check out the crag!

by The Tangoman March 03, 2005

crag

A face like a decrepit, old castle.

Did you see Sean's girlfriend? She had a face like a crag!

by uhhuhh_9 April 09, 2009

Crag

1.) A Big fucking rock.

Woah, that's a crag.

by Manawski August 27, 2003