glumphy

(adj) to be large and cumbersome, of awkward proportions

"Why do we have to keep that glumphy box the plasma came in??"

glumphy by Stephanie Jean November 2, 2007

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy 

When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy by DefNotBrodyB February 27, 2022

glumph 

Pulsating Tubercles Liquid; A State Of Depression That Can Be Fixed By Eating Sixteen Pints Of ice cream; Also Used To Describe A Very Annoying Person

Medically: (Doctor 1) Sir I'm Afraid That Your Glumph To Blood Ratio Is Rising We Haven't Got Much Time We Have To Operate. Emotion: (Person One) God, Man. I'm In Such A Glumph Right Now. (Person Two) Not To Worry, I've Been There Recently Just Eat A Few Pints Of Ice Cream And Sleep It Off. Adjective: (Person One Talking About Person Three To Person Two) Oh My GOD! Person Three Is Such A Freaking Glumph! (Person Two) Oh My God, I Know.

glumph by Dunk dyno September 1, 2018

glumpy 

full of globs and lumps

This paint I'm filtering is glumpy, full of globs and lumps!

glumpy by creatiffany March 3, 2008

Glumpy 

A portmanteau of the words glum and grumpy meaning to be sullen, gloomy, and irritable at the same time.

Example: Don't bother John. He's glumpy this morning. Wait until he's finished his coffee.

Glumpy by Chatelain May 10, 2020

Glumpy 

For those occasions when you need a cross between glum and grumpy.

Jane was glumpy because standing in a pile of cat sick had ruined her new shoes.

Glumpy by Kate Blogs January 31, 2009

glumphing 

V. When your belt dips above or below the button of your pants.

When bob did not tighten his belt, he was glumphing all day.

glumphing by Ianonymouspseudonymname August 30, 2013