lumps

see humps

as in "black eyed peas" song MY HUMPS, refers to breasts and all of a lady's curves

omgsh, he said he loves my LUMPS.

by Patricia Ann <3 October 24, 2005

Lumps

Big, steroid riddled hard men.

e.g. I need to hire a couple of lumps to work on the doors in my club

by EllisC February 10, 2009

Lumps

To inflict actual lumpage to someone's head and face

Bob needed "Lumps" for not paying me back.

by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018

lumps of happiness and joy

The Female Bresticles

Madi loves her lumps of happiness and joy.

by Paaaaaaaaat September 4, 2006

lumps on his bald head

in medieval times, old priestesses used to feel the bumps and lumps on their potential spouses head, they believed that the bumps on ones head tells you about the life they lived and what their future was going to be like, one specific bump on the left side of a mans head next to the ear can answer all questions relating to sex, the bigger the bump the better the sex!

Uday's got the smallest lumps on his bald head, oops, looks like a lot of awful sex

by lumpedy lump March 13, 2011

lumps up

Getting really fucked up while partying. As in consuming lots of drugs & alcohol, then being awesome. Really just pulling a BMS & going bat shit crazy, it's fun really.

Holly & I are getting lumps up tonight !

by TheEroticPony April 7, 2015

Lilypad Love Lumps

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas

Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020